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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.




The Grinch (2018)
Is Illumination's take on the Christmas Scrooge any good? More pertinently, is there any need for it?
Dec 17, 20232 min read


Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Watching a film in 4DX is absolutely a different experience from seeing it in the traditional cinematic fashion.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Elf (2003)
One imagines this will continue to be considered a classic for many years to come.
Dec 10, 20231 min read




Bee Movie (2007)
I watched this with my daughter, and I would say I enjoyed it as much as she did.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Aladdin (1992)
Inspired by the 1940 film The Thief Of Bagdad, Aladdin remains one Disney's finest films.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Wish (2023)
Wish is an attempt to bring together the best of Disney's back-catalogue with a heavy influence on Frozen (2013).
Nov 26, 20233 min read




Encanto (2021)
Disney’s Encanto introduces us to the Madrigal’s, a special family who live in a magical house in the mountains of Colombia.
Nov 25, 20231 min read


Lightyear (2022)
Lightyear is purely a monetary exercise as you’d expect, but has a handful of good ideas that attempt to justify its existence beyond that.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


A Town Called Panic (2009)
To call this film mad would be an insane understatement, and it’s all the better for it.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
I have literally no idea what happened in this movie.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


The Boss Baby 2: Family Business (2021)
If you can figure out what exactly happens in Boss Baby 2 and explain it to me, I'd appreciate it.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Ron's Gone Wrong (2021)
Ron’s Gone Wrong is a bit of a gem, reminding you of a time when a child’s imagination was the root of all fun.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Moana (2016)
Despite hearing many of the films songs many times a day from my daughter, I’d somehow escaped Moana's charms until now.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Trolls Band Together (2023)
Watching the third Trolls film is like inhaling a kilogram of candy floss whilst having glitter flung at you for ninety minutes.
Nov 5, 20232 min read


How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Hailed by many as Dreamworks' finest work to date; I can happily reveal that it's the their finest since Shrek 2.
Oct 29, 20231 min read


Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie (2023)
Probably one of the most inevitable sequels of recent times, those crime fighting pups are back.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Paw Patrol: The Movie (2021)
Paw Patrol: The Movie is the only film I’ve ever seen in which there was three separate outbreaks of applause from the entire audience.
Oct 8, 20232 min read
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