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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


It's Not Me (2025)
Only Leo Carax could offer up something like this- a forty minute tour-de-mayhem autobiographical piece of cinema that is as conceptual as any of his feature length films.
11 hours ago2 min read


Dangerous Animals (2025)
The premise of Sean Byrne's Dangerous Animals could be described as Silence of the Lambs (1991) meets Jaws (1975).
12 hours ago3 min read


The Bad Guys 2 (2025)
All in all, The Bad Guys 2 explains its own existence rather well.
4 days ago2 min read


Eddington (2025)
Ari Aster returns to our screen with something completely different once more, after 2023's lengthy and divisive Beau is Afraid.
4 days ago4 min read


Zero (2025)
Two Americans wake up in Dakar with explosive devices attached to them. Willem Dafoe is soon in their ears, telling them exactly what he wants them to do....
Aug 102 min read


Sinners (2025)
Ryan Coogler's foray into horror (sort of) is a fascinating and frustrating experience.
Aug 84 min read


Bring Her Back (2025)
Directors Danny and Michael Phillipou build on the enormous promise they hinted at in Talk To Me with this horribly effective chiller.
Aug 62 min read




The Shrouds (2025)
David Cronenberg returns to our screens once more, this time through gravestones, in what might be his most personal film yet.
Jul 233 min read


Drop (2025)
A woman on a first date start receiving threatening messages- and must make some hideous choices.
Jul 112 min read


Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
The eighth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise has nothing to say, and says it badly.
Jul 105 min read


Presence (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's second film of the year sees him experimenting in ghost stories- with mixed results.
Jul 82 min read
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