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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Relay (2025)
David Mackenzie's Relay might well be one of the most frustrating films I've seen in a long time- and there's many reasons for this.
5 hours ago3 min read


Frankenstein (2025)
Guillermo del Toro's take on Frankenstein proves to be as epic as you might expect.
2 days ago3 min read


Four Mothers (2025)
Darren Thornton's Four Mothers, is a frankly ludicrous film in terms of its premise- but eventually settles into an enjoyable comedy.
2 days ago3 min read


House of Dynamite (2025)
Kathryn Bigelow's new film gets a tiny cinematic release, but that doesn't remove any of its impact.
3 days ago3 min read


The Lost Bus (2025)
Paul Greengrass's depiction of the 2018 Camp Fire in California is astonishing, anchored by excellent performances from Matthew McConaughey and America Ferrera.
Oct 274 min read


The Luckiest Man in America (2025)
The true story of a man who conned a CBS game show is enjoyable, if ultimately insubstantial.
Oct 272 min read


Steve (2025)
Cillian Murphy proves once more that he's just as good in the minimalist films as the big blockbusters.
Oct 223 min read


I Swear (2025)
Kirk Jones biopic of John Davidson, a man who taught the nation about Tourette's Syndrome is a fine piece of work.
Oct 203 min read


The Naked Gun (2025)
How on earth could a Naked Gun reboot be any good? Well....
Oct 142 min read




One Battle After Another (2025)
Every time Paul Thomas Anderson releases a new film now, all hell breaks loose.
Sep 304 min read


Echo Valley (2025)
Echo Valley is a surprisingly solid thriller that boasts excellent performances from its capable cast.
Sep 272 min read
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