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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)
A third instalment stretches Cameron's world to breaking point, but somehow remains enjoyable.
7 hours ago4 min read


The SpongeBob Movie: The Search for SquarePants (2025)
There's another SpongeBob film out. And it's still mental.
1 day ago2 min read


Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
Rian Johnson returns to the Knives Out franchise, with impressive results.
5 days ago2 min read


Islands (2025)
Jan-Ole Gerster's intriguing neo-noir thriller didn't get much of a wide release in the UK, which is a shame, because there's plenty to like about it.
5 days ago2 min read


Blue Moon (2025)
Richard Linklater's latest film is one of his finest.
Dec 15, 20253 min read


KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
The Netflix sensation- that's actually rather good.
Dec 12, 20252 min read


Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (2025)
We finally get the full, unfiltered cut of Kill Bill, as Tarantino always wanted. And it's brilliant.
Dec 9, 20253 min read


The Ballad of Wallis Island (2025)
James Griffiths gentle comedy is one of the finest of this year, with a brilliant performance at its centre from Tim Key.
Dec 8, 20252 min read


The Mastermind (2025)
Kelly Reichardt's latest might well be her best- and that's saying something.
Nov 24, 20253 min read


The Running Man (2025)
Edgar Wright's adaptation of Stephen King's novel is a huge step up in quality from the original 1987 Arnie version.
Nov 24, 20253 min read


Relay (2025)
David Mackenzie's Relay might well be one of the most frustrating films I've seen in a long time- and there's many reasons for this.
Nov 14, 20253 min read


Frankenstein (2025)
Guillermo del Toro's take on Frankenstein proves to be as epic as you might expect.
Nov 12, 20253 min read
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