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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
This isn’t the masterpiece that many have claimed, but it is undoubtedly original—and perhaps that’s the point.
Sep 13 min read


Coyote Vs Acme (2026)
Coyote vs. Acme feels like a breath of fresh air: a well-written, thoroughly enjoyable throwback to the Looney Tunes of old.
Aug 282 min read


Tony (2026)
Tony works best as a coming-of-age hangout movie, even if the Anthony Bourdain story lurking underneath it deserves something considerably deeper.
Aug 263 min read


The Devil's Mouth (2026)
There’s not a huge amount to see here, but this is still a well put together, surprisingly well-acted, and perfectly serviceable sharksploitation flick.
Aug 113 min read


Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie (2026)
Like my daughter’s interest in Paw Patrol overall, the fun can only last so long.
Aug 92 min read


Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
Tom Holland admirably tries to keep Spider-Man alive, but Marvel's formula insists on dragging him back down.
Jul 315 min read


The Invite (2026)
The Invite might be an uncomfortable dinner party farce, yet ends as something surprisingly heartfelt, thanks to four actors working at the top of their game.
Jul 303 min read


The Odyssey (2026)
The Odyssey falls short of greatness, but its ambition dwarfs almost everything modern blockbuster cinema has to offer right now.
Jul 296 min read


Minions & Monsters (2026)
A gloriously unexpected love letter to Old Hollywood, Minions & Monsters proves there is still life left in the little yellow icons.
Jul 163 min read


Disclosure Day (2026)
A familiar Spielberg return that feels more like repetition than revelation.
Jun 264 min read


Backrooms (2026)
Kane Parsons has adapted his YouTube series for the big screen resulting in a truly unsettling experience.
Jun 173 min read


Obsession (2026)
Curry Barker's hugely impressive and deeply disturbing horror flick turns its simple premise into something far more sinister.
Jun 153 min read


Imprint (2026)
Ran Jing’s near-future body horror drama fuses parental ambition and unsettling technological control into a brilliantly chilling affair.
Jun 92 min read


Fault (2026)
Despite its sporting backdrop, Misha Calvert's thought-provoking drama is at its strongest when it's focusing on the off court horrors.
Jun 32 min read


Violet and Marlowe Rob a Bank (2026)
Set in a world where a tyrannical President Rabbit has monopolised the global carrot supply, Wang's film tells the tale of a husband-and-wife rabbit duo who fight back against the establishment.
Jun 22 min read


Selah (2026)
Lara Everly's powerful short pulls the rug from under you with unexpected force.
Jun 12 min read


I'm Not Home (2026)
Elena Parasco's gorgeous new short is set across a single afternoon in Queens as we get up close and personal with two young men, Tilo and Rune, who have shared a decade-long ritual of collecting and listening to answering machine tapes from vintage stores across New York City.
May 312 min read


The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026)
This is a film whose surface sparkles with nostalgia and invites you to spend time admiring its style while hoping you forget the lack of substance.
May 154 min read


Fuze (2026)
David Mackenzie is back on form after 2025's disappointing Relay with this no holds barred London set thriller.
May 83 min read


The Sheep Detectives (2026)
Hugh Jackman has been mercilessly promoting this new cosy crime caper leading up to its release, or perhaps it just feels like that because he's featured on an advert for the film during every trip to the cinema in the last month.
May 43 min read
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