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The eighth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise has nothing to say, and says it badly.

Another Simple Favour is one of the worst films I have seen in some time.

I've been very apprehensive about Luca Guadagnino's new film ever since I saw the trailer. Guadagnino is an interesting director, and...

Tobe Hooper, Tobe Hooper, what hast thou done?

Caligula dances the tightrope between art and porn before diving headfirst into a pit of filth.

Body of Evidence is about as erotic as a colonoscopy that's gone disastrously wrong.

My daughter, perhaps harshly, gave this film a 0 out of 10.

I have to confess, that despite thirteen BAFTA nominations and five Oscar nominations, Hope & Glory baffled me.

The majority of critics found much to like here, I thought it curtailed quite dreadfully.

Of Lagercrantz's three novels in the series, this is by some distance the best, but it's arguably the hardest to adapt for the screen.

The tagline reads "Sometimes you've just gotta have faith". Last Christmas severely tested mine.

Although it's the closest I'll get to one, it doesn't stop this being dog dirt.

Deck the Halls is really quite execrable.

Spiral makes the bottom of the barrel look a rather pleasing place to be scraping from.

Kingdom of Heaven is unbelievably boring, not helped by the insufferable prancing of Orlando Bloom.

Bangkok Dangerous is rubbish, but falls some way short of being absolutely terrible.

Vacation narrowly escapes the award of Worst Film Ever Made, by the skin of its rotten teeth.

You'll sit slack jawed through this steaming pile of buffalo feces.

Zack Snyder's zombie return is absolute rubbish, and it's a real shame.

A steaming turd of a film.