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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.




Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Clint Eastwood cleaned up at the 2005 Oscars for this hard hitting boxing drama.
Apr 1, 20243 min read


13 Tzameti (2005)
Gela Babluani's stunning debut feature was made when he was only twenty-six years old, and he's only made one full length since.
Feb 25, 20242 min read


The Matador (2005)
Back in 2005 Pierce Brosnan was still figuring out where his acting career was going post James Bond.
Feb 11, 20241 min read


Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
If you’re watching this you should know exactly what you’re getting.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The Secret in Their Eyes (2009)
Don't get this mixed up with the pointless American remake.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


In the Cut (2003)
Jane Campion's erotically charged thriller is not of the same ilk as more, straight up examples of the genre, and is a fine piece of work.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


Flags of Our Fathers (2006)
For the most part, Flags Of Our Fathers is Eastwood performing at his consistently top level.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Southland Tales (2006)
Richard Kelly's first outing as directer since Donnie Darko (2001) was supposedly so bad in its original , it was deemed unwatchable.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


The Score (2001)
Frank Oz’s film sits higher on the list of heist movies than it had any right to.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Redacted (2007)
De Palma’s film caused no end of controversy in the U.S.A, mainly for portraying the U.S Army in a negative light.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Body of Lies (2008)
Ridley Scott's foray into the world of surveillance in the middle east was pretty much panned across the board on release.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Love Actually (2003)
For years, I actively disliked this film. I mean, it is genuinely rubbish. But, does that matter?
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Mean Girls (2004)
Possibly the most important teen high school comedy since American Pie (1999).
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Taken (2008)
Surprisingly, Taken isn't simply ninety minutes of brainless violence.
Dec 17, 20232 min read


Gladiator (2000)
I hadn't seen Gladiator for nineteen years, and I've wondered for a long time whether I would hold it in the same high regard on a re-watch.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Apocalypto (2006)
Gibson has learnt lessons from Braveheart, and proves that he really is a director to be reckoned with when he is this focused.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Elf (2003)
One imagines this will continue to be considered a classic for many years to come.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Hollywoodland (2006)
Unfortunately for Hollywoodland, the film that it most reminds you of is L.A Confidential (1997), which is never going to help your case.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Black Book (2006)
Paul Verhoeven returns to his native Netherlands after two decades directing English language films in this World War II thriller.
Dec 3, 20231 min read
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