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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Nouvelle Vague (2026)
Richard Linklater's recreates the making of Jean-Luc Godard's influential 1960 debut À Bout de Souffle in this gorgeous homage to New Wave.
Feb 35 min read


Marty Supreme (2025)
If you've seen the posters for Marty Supreme, you'll no doubt have seen a huge number of four and five star reviews plastered all over it.
Jan 64 min read


Blue Moon (2025)
Richard Linklater's latest film is one of his finest.
Dec 15, 20253 min read


KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
The Netflix sensation- that's actually rather good.
Dec 12, 20252 min read


The Ballad of Wallis Island (2025)
James Griffiths gentle comedy is one of the finest of this year, with a brilliant performance at its centre from Tim Key.
Dec 8, 20252 min read


The Mastermind (2025)
Kelly Reichardt's latest might well be her best- and that's saying something.
Nov 24, 20253 min read


House of Dynamite (2025)
Kathryn Bigelow's new film gets a tiny cinematic release, but that doesn't remove any of its impact.
Nov 11, 20253 min read


Steve (2025)
Cillian Murphy proves once more that he's just as good in the minimalist films as the big blockbusters.
Oct 22, 20253 min read


I Swear (2025)
Kirk Jones biopic of John Davidson, a man who taught the nation about Tourette's Syndrome is a fine piece of work.
Oct 20, 20253 min read


One Battle After Another (2025)
Every time Paul Thomas Anderson releases a new film now, all hell breaks loose.
Sep 30, 20254 min read


It's Not Me (2025)
Only Leo Carax could offer up something like this- a forty minute tour-de-mayhem autobiographical piece of cinema that is as conceptual as any of his feature length films.
Sep 7, 20252 min read


Zero (2025)
Two Americans wake up in Dakar with explosive devices attached to them. Willem Dafoe is soon in their ears, telling them exactly what he wants them to do....
Aug 10, 20252 min read


The Shrouds (2025)
David Cronenberg returns to our screens once more, this time through gravestones, in what might be his most personal film yet.
Jul 23, 20253 min read


Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025)
Ethan Hunt returns for what appears to be the final time, in an insane conclusion to the series.
Jun 5, 20253 min read


Holy Cow (2025)
Louise Courvoisier's debut full length feature is a rich, enchanting and frankly glorious piece of film making.
May 10, 20252 min read


Warfare (2025)
Alex Garland's astonishing portrayal of combat might be one of the purest forms of cinema put to screen.
Apr 24, 20254 min read


Black Bag (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's new film sees him firing on all cylinders.
Apr 1, 20252 min read


Nickel Boys (2025)
Nickel Boys is a gut-wrenching, beautifully made film that lingers in your mind long after the credits roll.
Mar 19, 20252 min read


Flow (2025)
Latvian's entry for the Academy Awards, Flow deservedly walked off with the Oscar for Best Animated Feature this year. It's a joy.
Mar 14, 20253 min read


A Real Pain (2025)
A Real Pain is written, directed by, and stars Eisenberg as one of two Jewish American cousins traveling to Poland.
Feb 12, 20254 min read
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