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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


It's Not Me (2025)
Only Leo Carax could offer up something like this- a forty minute tour-de-mayhem autobiographical piece of cinema that is as conceptual as any of his feature length films.
13 hours ago2 min read


Zero (2025)
Two Americans wake up in Dakar with explosive devices attached to them. Willem Dafoe is soon in their ears, telling them exactly what he wants them to do....
Aug 102 min read


The Shrouds (2025)
David Cronenberg returns to our screens once more, this time through gravestones, in what might be his most personal film yet.
Jul 233 min read


Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025)
Ethan Hunt returns for what appears to be the final time, in an insane conclusion to the series.
Jun 53 min read


Holy Cow (2025)
Louise Courvoisier's debut full length feature is a rich, enchanting and frankly glorious piece of film making.
May 102 min read


Warfare (2025)
Alex Garland's astonishing portrayal of combat might be one of the purest forms of cinema put to screen.
Apr 244 min read


Black Bag (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's new film sees him firing on all cylinders.
Apr 12 min read


Nickel Boys (2025)
Nickel Boys is a gut-wrenching, beautifully made film that lingers in your mind long after the credits roll.
Mar 192 min read


Flow (2025)
Latvian's entry for the Academy Awards, Flow deservedly walked off with the Oscar for Best Animated Feature this year. It's a joy.
Mar 143 min read


A Real Pain (2025)
A Real Pain is written, directed by, and stars Eisenberg as one of two Jewish American cousins traveling to Poland.
Feb 124 min read


The Brutalist (2025)
A near four-hour film spanning over thirty years, reviving the format of Vistavision, Brady Corbet's latest is epic in every sense.
Feb 74 min read


September 5 (2025)
This political thriller, dealing with the events of the Munich Olympics terrorist attack by Black September, is utterly relentless.
Feb 62 min read


Red Rooms (2024)
Canadian director Pascale Plante brings a fresh feel to the serial killer genre in this tight, well written thriller.
Dec 15, 20242 min read


Kneecap (2024)
This fast paced fictionalised origin story of the Irish rap group is thrilling, offering many an important history lesson.
Dec 8, 20243 min read


The Delinquents (2024)
Rodrigo Moreno's slow burning heist drama thriller (of sorts) is one of the most intriguing films of this year.
Nov 29, 20243 min read


Anora (2024)
Sean Baker's latest film has already won the Palme d'Or at Cannes, and should find itself with more accolades in the new year.
Nov 28, 20242 min read


Juror #2 (2024)
Eastwood's 40th film as director at the age of 94 proves he's as consistent and engaging as ever.
Nov 28, 20243 min read


The Wild Robot (2024)
After much cajoling and promises of toys and other such things, I finally persuaded my daughter to come and watch The Wild Robot with me.
Nov 3, 20242 min read


The Goldman Case (2024)
Cédric Kahn's film is a gripping courtroom drama anchored by an excellent performance by Arieh Worthalter as Pierre Goldman.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


The Substance (2024)
Coralie Fargeat's follow up to Revenge is a rip-roaring body horror that fully immerses and entertains.
Oct 6, 20243 min read
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