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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Frozen (2010)
If you're into your minimalist survival thrillers, Frozen might be worth ninety minutes of your day.
Mar 3, 20243 min read
War Dogs (2016)
Todd Phillips brings the comedic elements of his repertoire to this entertaining true life tale.
Feb 17, 20242 min read
The Purge: Election Year (2016)
Election Year offers a new, yet intriguing idea to approach the annual Purge, but still falls short of fully satisfying this film fan.
Jan 31, 20242 min read
Aquaman (2018)
Without doubt, Aquaman is the lightest of the DC films so far, and I mean that tonally, comedically, and visually.
Jan 31, 20241 min read
Bright (2017)
Funded and produced by Netflix, Bright sees David Ayer reuniting with Will Smith for the first time since the unwatchable Suicide Squad.
Jan 28, 20241 min read
Leviathan (2012)
It's likely you've not seen a documentary like this before.
Jan 28, 20241 min read
The 33 (2015)
Patricia Riggen’s film ticks all the boxes you might expect for a true-life disaster film.
Jan 28, 20241 min read
Ironclad (2011)
Set amongst the settling dust of the Magna Carta signing, King John decides to renegade on the agreement and retake control of his country.
Jan 23, 20241 min read
In Bed with Victoria (2016)
This was the first of Justine Triet’s films that I’ve seen, and on this form I will be checking out the rest of her back catalogue ASAP.
Jan 23, 20241 min read
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014)
Kenneth Branagh's nuts and bolts approach to Jack Ryan means it's entertaining rather than excellent.
Jan 21, 20242 min read
The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018)
Of Lagercrantz's three novels in the series, this is by some distance the best, but it's arguably the hardest to adapt for the screen.
Jan 21, 20242 min read
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010)
Oliver Stone's follow up to Wall Street is a far better film than it had any right to be.
Jan 1, 20242 min read
Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016)
Fans of the fantastic original 1960's TV show will have a ball with this.
Jan 1, 20241 min read
Midnight in Paris (2011)
I appear to be in a minority when it comes to Woody Allen’s film making in that I’m a really big fan of a lot of his later work.
Dec 31, 20231 min read
Last Christmas (2019)
The tagline reads "Sometimes you've just gotta have faith". Last Christmas severely tested mine.
Dec 29, 20232 min read
Swiss Army Man (2016)
If you want to see the man who played Harry Potter engage in repeated acts of flatulence and use his erect penis as a sort of compass....
Dec 17, 20231 min read
The Grinch (2018)
Is Illumination's take on the Christmas Scrooge any good? More pertinently, is there any need for it?
Dec 17, 20232 min read
Knife + Heart (2019)
Tackling the long asked question of where the line is between art and porn, Knife + Heart makes the most compelling case yet.
Dec 16, 20232 min read
The Martian (2015)
Ridley Scott has directed five films since this 2015 effort, and none of them are anywhere near as good as The Martian.
Dec 10, 20232 min read
Animals (2018)
Sophie Hyde’s film based on Emma Jane Unsworth’s novel of the same name tackles the lives of Laura and Tyler who live together in Dublin.
Dec 10, 20232 min read
THE MOVIES I CAN WATCH FOREVER
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