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Hou Hsiao-Hsien’s 1987 film is a gorgeous and understated coming of age drama.

My Neighbor Totoro is a beautiful film, and like pretty much all Ghibli film will work for all ages.

This is Brian de Palma having fun, and he should really do it more often.

James Cameron went on to direct better Sci-Fi films, but this is an impressive blueprint.

I have to confess, that despite thirteen BAFTA nominations and five Oscar nominations, Hope & Glory baffled me.

Home Alone is probably still my favourite, but Planes, Trains And Automobiles sits up there in the John Hughes rankings chart.

Cronenberg's follow up to his eponymous version of The Fly (1986) concerns the lives of a pair of identical twins.

Apart from the fact that there isn't an alien in Peter Hyam's Outland, this may as well be Ridley Scott's Alien (1979) made by Luc Besson.

During the Vietnam war, a squad of National Guardsmen take part in a military training exercise in the deep swamps of Louisiana.

Critics and academics have dissected and castrated Dressed To Kill for years, and it's true, this is far from De Palma's finest.

It's an odd film that I hadn't heard of before, a true life biographical tale of Preston Tucker.

Porky’s is rubbish, but I’d be lying through my teeth if I said I didn’t enjoy it.

I’m a sucker for a Joe Eszterhas script. But this isn't quite up there with his finest.

Sluizer’s film is gripping from start to finish, Hitchcockian at times in its delivery and suspense.

A man running around with an axe dressed as Santa doesn’t seem particularly novel, but it does work to a certain extent.

Another film about someone dressing up as Santa and going on a kill spree.

Everything in the film that makes you laugh (and there’s plenty), you know Scott has placed it all there firmly tongue in cheek.

I haven’t seen the theatrical cut, but if you have the option, you should without doubt track down this version.

Richard Gere plays Richard Gere, or Julian, a male escort if you prefer, who is framed for the murder of an ex-client. So far, so Gere.

Abbas Kiarostami's film is the first in the so called 'Koker Trilogy'.