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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Suburbicon (2017)
Suburbicon, perhaps under the full control of the Coen brothers, had the promise to become a ballerdian utopian drama, but fails badly.
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Surrogates (2009)
It's up to Bruce Willis to save humanity once more in Jonathan Mostow's sci-fi thriller, based on the 2005-05 graphic novel The Surrogates.
Aug 2, 20232 min read


Before The Devil Knows You're Dead (2007)
Before The Devil Knows You're Dead is truly gripping, and it's to the script's credit that it keeps you completely involved.
Aug 2, 20231 min read


Sphere (1998)
Derided on its release twenty-five years ago, Barry Levinson's adaptation of Michael Crichton's novel is certainly not without flaws...
Aug 2, 20232 min read


The Covenant (2023)
The Covenant is a real mishmash of a film, and can't quite decide what it wants to be.
Aug 2, 20232 min read


God's Creatures (2023)
God's Creatures is good but not great, solid but not spectacular, with very good performances from all involved, especially Emily Watson.
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Evil Dead Rise (2023)
Evil Dead Rise is well made and it’s certainly not terrible, but neither is it anywhere near as good as it needs to be.
Aug 2, 20232 min read


Godland (2023)
Godland is easily the most beautiful film of the year so far, not just for its visual substance...
Aug 2, 20231 min read
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