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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Black Bag (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's new film sees him firing on all cylinders.
Apr 12 min read


Plankton: The Movie (2025)
Another entry for the SpongeBob Universe, one which makes no more or less sense than its predecessors.
Mar 212 min read


Mickey 17 (2025)
Mickey 17, Bong Joon-ho's first film after the Oscar winning Parasite (2019), is an enjoyable sci-fi thriller with standout performances.
Mar 192 min read


Nickel Boys (2025)
Nickel Boys is a gut-wrenching, beautifully made film that lingers in your mind long after the credits roll.
Mar 192 min read


Flow (2025)
Latvian's entry for the Academy Awards, Flow deservedly walked off with the Oscar for Best Animated Feature this year. It's a joy.
Mar 143 min read


The Last Showgirl (2025)
The figure of Paul Verhoeven looms large over Gia Coppola's third feature, as does a towering performance from Pamela Anderson.
Mar 52 min read


Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy (2025)
Bridget returns for her fourth-and surely final- outing.
Mar 24 min read


Grand Theft Hamlet (2025)
Unleashing a performance of Hamlet within Grand Theft Auto V Online sounds like utter madness. And it is.
Feb 263 min read


Hard Truths (2025)
Mike Leigh, seasoned veteran of a hard hitting British drama returns to the (sort of) kitchen-sink sub-genre with Hard Truths.
Feb 132 min read


A Real Pain (2025)
A Real Pain is written, directed by, and stars Eisenberg as one of two Jewish American cousins traveling to Poland.
Feb 124 min read


Babygirl (2025)
Babygirl manages to work as a modern erotically charged drama.
Feb 113 min read


A Complete Unknown (2025)
James Mangold's Bob Dylan biopic is anchored and driven by an excellent central performance by Timothée Chalamet.
Feb 73 min read
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