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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


I Swear (2025)
Kirk Jones biopic of John Davidson, a man who taught the nation about Tourette's Syndrome is a fine piece of work.
Oct 20, 20253 min read


The Naked Gun (2025)
How on earth could a Naked Gun reboot be any good? Well....
Oct 14, 20252 min read




One Battle After Another (2025)
Every time Paul Thomas Anderson releases a new film now, all hell breaks loose.
Sep 30, 20254 min read


Echo Valley (2025)
Echo Valley is a surprisingly solid thriller that boasts excellent performances from its capable cast.
Sep 27, 20252 min read


Weapons (2025)
After stinking our cinemas out with Barbarian, Weapons proves that Zach Creggar is actually a very capable director.
Sep 26, 20252 min read


It's Not Me (2025)
Only Leo Carax could offer up something like this- a forty minute tour-de-mayhem autobiographical piece of cinema that is as conceptual as any of his feature length films.
Sep 7, 20252 min read


Dangerous Animals (2025)
The premise of Sean Byrne's Dangerous Animals could be described as Silence of the Lambs (1991) meets Jaws (1975).
Sep 7, 20253 min read


The Bad Guys 2 (2025)
All in all, The Bad Guys 2 explains its own existence rather well.
Sep 4, 20252 min read


Eddington (2025)
Ari Aster returns to our screen with something completely different once more, after 2023's lengthy and divisive Beau is Afraid.
Sep 4, 20254 min read


Zero (2025)
Two Americans wake up in Dakar with explosive devices attached to them. Willem Dafoe is soon in their ears, telling them exactly what he wants them to do....
Aug 10, 20252 min read


Sinners (2025)
Ryan Coogler's foray into horror (sort of) is a fascinating and frustrating experience.
Aug 8, 20254 min read
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