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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Four Mothers (2025)
Darren Thornton's Four Mothers, is a frankly ludicrous film in terms of its premise- but eventually settles into an enjoyable comedy.
Nov 12, 20253 min read


House of Dynamite (2025)
Kathryn Bigelow's new film gets a tiny cinematic release, but that doesn't remove any of its impact.
Nov 11, 20253 min read


The Lost Bus (2025)
Paul Greengrass's depiction of the 2018 Camp Fire in California is astonishing, anchored by excellent performances from Matthew McConaughey and America Ferrera.
Oct 27, 20254 min read


The Luckiest Man in America (2025)
The true story of a man who conned a CBS game show is enjoyable, if ultimately insubstantial.
Oct 27, 20252 min read


Steve (2025)
Cillian Murphy proves once more that he's just as good in the minimalist films as the big blockbusters.
Oct 22, 20253 min read


I Swear (2025)
Kirk Jones biopic of John Davidson, a man who taught the nation about Tourette's Syndrome is a fine piece of work.
Oct 20, 20253 min read


The Naked Gun (2025)
How on earth could a Naked Gun reboot be any good? Well....
Oct 14, 20252 min read




One Battle After Another (2025)
Every time Paul Thomas Anderson releases a new film now, all hell breaks loose.
Sep 30, 20254 min read


Echo Valley (2025)
Echo Valley is a surprisingly solid thriller that boasts excellent performances from its capable cast.
Sep 27, 20252 min read


Weapons (2025)
After stinking our cinemas out with Barbarian, Weapons proves that Zach Creggar is actually a very capable director.
Sep 26, 20252 min read


It's Not Me (2025)
Only Leo Carax could offer up something like this- a forty minute tour-de-mayhem autobiographical piece of cinema that is as conceptual as any of his feature length films.
Sep 7, 20252 min read
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