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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Strange Darling (2024)
JT Moller invokes the exploitation films of the seventies in this entertainingly insubstantial offering.
Nov 17, 20242 min read


Gladiator II (2024)
After nearly a quarter of a century, Ridley Scott returns to Rome for some swords and sandals action.
Nov 17, 20243 min read


Small Things Like These (2024)
Cillian Murphy is superb in Tim Mielant's low key Irish drama.
Nov 15, 20244 min read


The Wild Robot (2024)
After much cajoling and promises of toys and other such things, I finally persuaded my daughter to come and watch The Wild Robot with me.
Nov 3, 20242 min read


Starve Acre (2024)
British folk-horror is a well worn genre by now, and Starve Acre is a decent enough entry into the genre.
Nov 3, 20242 min read


Joker: Folie à Deux (2024)
Todd Phillips' follow up to his 2019 hit eventually succumbs to its own lack of necessity, but is not without merit.
Oct 13, 20243 min read


Lee (2024)
The astonishing tale of Lee Harper, an American model turned photographer who became a war correspondent during World War II.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


The Goldman Case (2024)
Cédric Kahn's film is a gripping courtroom drama anchored by an excellent performance by Arieh Worthalter as Pierre Goldman.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


The Substance (2024)
Coralie Fargeat's follow up to Revenge is a rip-roaring body horror that fully immerses and entertains.
Oct 6, 20243 min read


Alien: Romulus (2024)
There's a new Alien film out, that we didn't need or want. But....
Sep 8, 20243 min read


Blink Twice (2024)
Zoe Kravitz's debut feature is an assured, if flawed, foray into control and manipulation.
Sep 8, 20243 min read


Longlegs (2024)
Another 'horror' film arrives, claiming to be one of the greatest of the decade. It's not, but neither is it a dud.
Aug 2, 20243 min read
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