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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Plankton: The Movie (2025)
Another entry for the SpongeBob Universe, one which makes no more or less sense than its predecessors.
Mar 21, 20252 min read


Mickey 17 (2025)
Mickey 17, Bong Joon-ho's first film after the Oscar winning Parasite (2019), is an enjoyable sci-fi thriller with standout performances.
Mar 19, 20252 min read


Nickel Boys (2025)
Nickel Boys is a gut-wrenching, beautifully made film that lingers in your mind long after the credits roll.
Mar 19, 20252 min read


Flow (2025)
Latvian's entry for the Academy Awards, Flow deservedly walked off with the Oscar for Best Animated Feature this year. It's a joy.
Mar 14, 20253 min read


The Last Showgirl (2025)
The figure of Paul Verhoeven looms large over Gia Coppola's third feature, as does a towering performance from Pamela Anderson.
Mar 5, 20252 min read


Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy (2025)
Bridget returns for her fourth-and surely final- outing.
Mar 2, 20254 min read


Grand Theft Hamlet (2025)
Unleashing a performance of Hamlet within Grand Theft Auto V Online sounds like utter madness. And it is.
Feb 26, 20253 min read


Hard Truths (2025)
Mike Leigh, seasoned veteran of a hard hitting British drama returns to the (sort of) kitchen-sink sub-genre with Hard Truths.
Feb 13, 20252 min read


A Real Pain (2025)
A Real Pain is written, directed by, and stars Eisenberg as one of two Jewish American cousins traveling to Poland.
Feb 12, 20254 min read


Babygirl (2025)
Babygirl manages to work as a modern erotically charged drama.
Feb 11, 20253 min read


A Complete Unknown (2025)
James Mangold's Bob Dylan biopic is anchored and driven by an excellent central performance by Timothée Chalamet.
Feb 7, 20253 min read


The Brutalist (2025)
A near four-hour film spanning over thirty years, reviving the format of Vistavision, Brady Corbet's latest is epic in every sense.
Feb 7, 20254 min read
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