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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Talk to Me (2023)
Thankfully- and surprisingly it has to be said- Talk to Me breaks the string of stinkers the horror genre has had to put up with recently.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Past Lives (2023)
It's almost unbelievable to think that this is Celine Song's debut film such is the craftsmanship and beauty of Past Lives.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Escape from Alcatraz (1979)
Based on the true life exploits of Frank Morris (Eastwood) an inmate of Alcatraz in 1962.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Il Buco (2022)
Almost entirely without dialogue, Il Buco is inspired by a true story of the unmasking of a cave system in rural Calabria.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Decision to Leave (2022)
A detective investigating a man's death in the mountains ends up meeting and developing feelings for the dead man's mysterious wife.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Ringu (1998)
Although highly regarded, Hideo Nakata’s original still suffers somewhat from not being particularly terrifying.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Naked (1993)
Mike Leigh’s infamous film starring an exquisite David Thewlis in the central role is almost unbearably bleak.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Rififi (1955)
Arguably the pinnacle of the heist genre, Dassin’s wonderful French thriller is without doubt one of the most influential films of all time.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Rio Bravo (1959)
Another Howard Hawks masterpiece, starring John Wayne.
Sep 16, 20231 min read




Aftersun (2022)
Charlotte Wells’ quite exceptional debut feature is heavily autobiographical, drawing on her own relationship with her dad.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Proof of Life (2000)
Although far from terrible, you repeatedly wonder what Proof of Life would have looked like in the hands of Ridley Scott.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
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