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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Naked (1993)
Mike Leigh’s infamous film starring an exquisite David Thewlis in the central role is almost unbearably bleak.
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Rififi (1955)
Arguably the pinnacle of the heist genre, Dassin’s wonderful French thriller is without doubt one of the most influential films of all time.
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Rio Bravo (1959)
Another Howard Hawks masterpiece, starring John Wayne.
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Aftersun (2022)
Charlotte Wells’ quite exceptional debut feature is heavily autobiographical, drawing on her own relationship with her dad.
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Proof of Life (2000)
Although far from terrible, you repeatedly wonder what Proof of Life would have looked like in the hands of Ridley Scott.
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Mystic River (2003)
Back in 2003, Clint Eastwood was the first man to adapt a Dennis Lehane novel, and he did it superbly.
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Scarecrow (1973)
Gene Hackman and Al Pacino star in this buddy comedy road movie, which as you'd expect, works rather well.
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Four Christmases (2008)
This Vince Vaughan and Reese Witherspoon fronted Christmas bonanza is rubbish; of course it is.
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The Polar Express (2004)
Robert Zemeckis' uses motion capture technology to bring us the magic of Christmas with the help of Tom Hanks voicing six characters.
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Surviving Christmas (2004)
Surviving Christmas is an utter chore at its best, and just downright dreadful at its worst.
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Batman Returns (1992)
Tim Burton’s second outing as director in the Dark Knight canon is his best, and probably one of the finest of the whole franchise.
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