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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
What an absolute blast the Top Gun sequel is.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Lovelace (2013)
A partial biopic of the rise to fame of Linda Lovelace, and the appalling treatment she received and the hands of the industry.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Fear City (1984)
Fear City, whilst not Ferrera's best work, is arguably a much more important and impressive piece of work than it's given credit for.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


How to Blow Up a Pipeline (2023)
Daniel Goldhaber's eco thriller comes at a perfect time for climate activists.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Mystery Road (2013)
Ivan Sen's low-key thriller is probably best known from the more recent television series it spawned (2018-2022) which I haven't seen.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Feathers (2023)
Omar El Zohairy's debut full length feature comes with a tantalising set up; a loutish and controlling husband is turned into a chicken.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Red Rock West (1993)
Nicholas Cage is on fine form here as a case of mistaken identity leads him to being offered $5000 for the murder of someone's wife.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


1408 (2007)
A man who makes a living debunking and exposing false paranormal activity claims, checks into a supposedly haunted room.
Sep 20, 20231 min read


The Peacekeeper (1997)
Dolph Lundgren is placed in charge of protecting the briefcase that holds the President’s (Roy Scheider) nuclear codes.
Sep 20, 20231 min read


No Time to Die (2021)
Craig's final outing as Bond once again nails the cliche that he'll be sorely missed in the role.
Sep 20, 20233 min read


Hidden Agenda (1990)
Hidden Agenda wouldn’t be the last time Ken Loach dealt with issues in Ireland...
Sep 20, 20231 min read


Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Easily the worst of the franchise.
Sep 17, 20231 min read
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