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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Handmaiden (2016)
A multilayered tale of a con-man who, with the help of an orphaned pick-pocket, devises a plot to seduce and bilk a Japanese woman.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


The Neon Demon (2016)
Nicolas Winding Refn strikes gold (well, silver) after a slight misstep in Only God Forgives (2013).
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Climax (2018)
Gaspar Noe can be fascinatingly superb (Irreversible [2002]) but also infuriatingly dull (Love 3D [2015]). Climax is absolutely the former.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Silence (2016)
Martin Scorsese's passion project took him years to get to the screen, and it was seen by few on release after receiving a mixed response.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Bean (1997)
One Man. One Masterpiece. One Very Big Mistake. Was the tagline for Bean. And, it kinda is.
Sep 17, 20232 min read


Battlefield Earth (2000)
Battlefield Earth is weasel excrement, of the lowest order.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Talk to Me (2023)
Thankfully- and surprisingly it has to be said- Talk to Me breaks the string of stinkers the horror genre has had to put up with recently.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Past Lives (2023)
It's almost unbelievable to think that this is Celine Song's debut film such is the craftsmanship and beauty of Past Lives.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Escape from Alcatraz (1979)
Based on the true life exploits of Frank Morris (Eastwood) an inmate of Alcatraz in 1962.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Il Buco (2022)
Almost entirely without dialogue, Il Buco is inspired by a true story of the unmasking of a cave system in rural Calabria.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Decision to Leave (2022)
A detective investigating a man's death in the mountains ends up meeting and developing feelings for the dead man's mysterious wife.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Ringu (1998)
Although highly regarded, Hideo Nakata’s original still suffers somewhat from not being particularly terrifying.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
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