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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Red Rock West (1993)
Nicholas Cage is on fine form here as a case of mistaken identity leads him to being offered $5000 for the murder of someone's wife.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


1408 (2007)
A man who makes a living debunking and exposing false paranormal activity claims, checks into a supposedly haunted room.
Sep 20, 20231 min read


The Peacekeeper (1997)
Dolph Lundgren is placed in charge of protecting the briefcase that holds the President’s (Roy Scheider) nuclear codes.
Sep 20, 20231 min read


No Time to Die (2021)
Craig's final outing as Bond once again nails the cliche that he'll be sorely missed in the role.
Sep 20, 20233 min read


Hidden Agenda (1990)
Hidden Agenda wouldn’t be the last time Ken Loach dealt with issues in Ireland...
Sep 20, 20231 min read


Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Easily the worst of the franchise.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


The Handmaiden (2016)
A multilayered tale of a con-man who, with the help of an orphaned pick-pocket, devises a plot to seduce and bilk a Japanese woman.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


The Neon Demon (2016)
Nicolas Winding Refn strikes gold (well, silver) after a slight misstep in Only God Forgives (2013).
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Climax (2018)
Gaspar Noe can be fascinatingly superb (Irreversible [2002]) but also infuriatingly dull (Love 3D [2015]). Climax is absolutely the former.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Silence (2016)
Martin Scorsese's passion project took him years to get to the screen, and it was seen by few on release after receiving a mixed response.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Bean (1997)
One Man. One Masterpiece. One Very Big Mistake. Was the tagline for Bean. And, it kinda is.
Sep 17, 20232 min read


Battlefield Earth (2000)
Battlefield Earth is weasel excrement, of the lowest order.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
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