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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Jingle All the Way (1996)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is reduced to dressing up as 'Turbo Man' in an attempt to impress his son in this Christmas classic/stinker.
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Scrooged (1988)
Bill Murray is excellently cast as selfish TV executive Frank Cross in Richard Donner’s original take on Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
More kill spree mayhem by a man dressed as Santa.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Christmas with the Coopers (2015)
There’s quite a cast list to get through in this festive outing. Problem is there's also lot of guff to get through.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Yet another multiversing romp aims higher than its predecessors and impressively hits more than it misses.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Glass Onion: A Knives Out Story (2022)
Rian Johnson’s eagerly awaited sequel to his hugely enjoyable 2019 murder mystery Knives Out is half excellent, half drivel.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


The Beasts (2023)
Inspired by real events involving a Dutch couple in Santoalla, Sorogoyen's tension filled drama deserves more recognition.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Triangle of Sadness (2022)
Ruben Ostlund’s latest feature won him his second Palm d’Or prize at Cannes this year and it’s easy to see why the jury enjoyed this one.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


The Enforcer (1976)
The third entry into the Dirty Harry franchise shows no signs of diminishing enjoyment.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Apollo 10 1/2 (2022)
Richard Linklater's partial biopic is a wonderful depiction of possibility and childhood dreams.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Bergman Island (2022)
Mia Hanson-Love’s seventh full-length film isn’t simply a two-hour homage to the films of Ingmar Bergman as its title may suggest.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Unlawful Entry (1992)
After Ray Liotta's Police officer investigates a break in at a couples' house, he slowly becomes obsessed Madeline Stowe's Karen.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
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