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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Mystic River (2003)
Back in 2003, Clint Eastwood was the first man to adapt a Dennis Lehane novel, and he did it superbly.
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Scarecrow (1973)
Gene Hackman and Al Pacino star in this buddy comedy road movie, which as you'd expect, works rather well.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Four Christmases (2008)
This Vince Vaughan and Reese Witherspoon fronted Christmas bonanza is rubbish; of course it is.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


The Polar Express (2004)
Robert Zemeckis' uses motion capture technology to bring us the magic of Christmas with the help of Tom Hanks voicing six characters.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Surviving Christmas (2004)
Surviving Christmas is an utter chore at its best, and just downright dreadful at its worst.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Batman Returns (1992)
Tim Burton’s second outing as director in the Dark Knight canon is his best, and probably one of the finest of the whole franchise.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Jingle All the Way (1996)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is reduced to dressing up as 'Turbo Man' in an attempt to impress his son in this Christmas classic/stinker.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Scrooged (1988)
Bill Murray is excellently cast as selfish TV executive Frank Cross in Richard Donner’s original take on Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
More kill spree mayhem by a man dressed as Santa.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Christmas with the Coopers (2015)
There’s quite a cast list to get through in this festive outing. Problem is there's also lot of guff to get through.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Yet another multiversing romp aims higher than its predecessors and impressively hits more than it misses.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Glass Onion: A Knives Out Story (2022)
Rian Johnson’s eagerly awaited sequel to his hugely enjoyable 2019 murder mystery Knives Out is half excellent, half drivel.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
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