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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Whale (2023)
Brendon Fraser's Oscar winning performance was deserving of the accolades, but was the film itself?
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Nostalgia (2023)
Returning to his home town of Naples after forty years living in Egypt, Felice must face the Camorra, and his past.
Sep 10, 20232 min read




Daisies (1966)
Věra Chytilová’s groundbreaking comedy drama was once again in the top fifty of Sight and Sound’s recent all time list...
Sep 10, 20231 min read


The Detective (1968)
Frank Sinatra is on fine form here as detective Joe Leland who is investigating the murder of a homosexual man, found dead in his home.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Extreme Measures (1996)
Hugh Grant in a medical thriller that shows no hint of comedy? It's surprisingly good as well.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Deep Water (2022)
A barrage of infidelity and violence is probably many people's idea of heaven, but Adrian Lynch surprisingly fails to make it work.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


The Quiet Girl (2022)
Nine year old Cáit is sent to live at a distant cousins house for the summer in rural Waterford, Ireland.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Rye Lane (2023)
Dom has just lost his long time girlfriend to his best friend, and is heard crying in a toilet cubical by Vivian Oparah’s Ya. Sparks fly...
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Sharper (2023)
Described as a 'teasing long-con', a more appropriate description of this drivel would be a 'testing long-chore'.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2023)
Marcel is a shell who lives in an air bnb house with his Nan, and embarks on a quest to find his missing family.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


47 Metres Down (2017)
It’s an age-old question, did Jaws (1975), arguably the first big summer blockbuster in cinema history, kill shark films stone dead?
Sep 3, 20231 min read
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