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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Someone to Watch Over Me (1987)
As far as erotic thrillers go, this one had a lot to live up to after viewings of Sea Of Love (1989) and In The Cut (2003) the previous...
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Frenzy (1972)
Frenzy isn’t Hitchcock at his most impressive or surprising, and yet he still grabs and holds your attention.
Oct 1, 20232 min read




The Vast of Night (2021)
Made for peanuts ($700,000) Andrew Patterson’s only credited work in film thus far is a decent stab at capturing the unknown.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Before Midnight (2013)
Richard Linklater's crowning trilogy comes to a spellbinding end.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Shiva Baby (2021)
Emma Seligman’s directorial debut, adapted from her 2018 short of the same name, was one of the best films of 2021.
Oct 1, 20232 min read




Police Story (1985)
Hong Kong policeman Kevin single handedly arrests a notorious drug lord, but is soon after framed for the murder of a policeman.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Greyhound (2020)
Greyhound is hugely enjoyable, very well acted, with some excellent action set pieces.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The Death of Dick Long (2019)
Once again, after 2016's bizarre Swiss Army Man, director Daniel Scheinert has come up trumps once more in the unconventional stakes.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Dude Where’s My Car is quite possibly the stupidest film I’ve ever seen.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


A Few Good Men (1992)
It’s not been deliberate, but I seem to have found myself watching Tom Cruise films a lot recently.
Oct 1, 20231 min read
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