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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Remember the outrage when the original designs of Sonic were released for the upcoming live action version? There were almost riots....
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The Nest (2021)
Sean Durkin’s slow burning thriller received a small release in the UK, which is a shame.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Zola (2021)
Based on a viral twitter thread from 2015 involving Aziah ‘Zola’ King, this is truly original film making.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Nightmare Alley (2022)
Guillermo del Toro returns after his Oscar winning triumph The Shape Of Water (2017) with a remake of the 1947 Edmund Goulding film.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


303 (2018)
This is what Linklater's Before Trilogy if it was condensed into one movie set over a few months.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Escape From New York (1981)
Kurt Russell's Snake Plissken is one of both Carpenter and Russell's finest creations.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Kedi (2016)
Kedi is Turkish for cat, and you'll have probably already worked out for yourself what this documentary depicts.
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Stray (2020)
Elizabeth Lo's intriguing documentary follows the escapades of three stray dogs through the streets of Istanbul, quite literally.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Rabid (1977)
Rabid shares a lot of DNA with Shivers, Cronenberg's film from two years earlier, and is every bit as enjoyable.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Onward (2020)
Onward is a thoroughly enjoyable piece of animation, and one of the better films Disney/Pixar have made in recent years.
Oct 1, 20231 min read




Searching (2018)
There’s been a recent tirade of ‘online’ films in recent years, redefining the genre of cyber crime somewhat.
Oct 1, 20232 min read
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