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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


David Byrne's American Utopia (2021)
Spike Lee directing the footage doesn't make it a film, it just makes it a stage production filmed by an Oscar winner.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Upgrade (2018)
Set in a technologically controlled future, Grey, a technophobe, loses his wife and suffers paralysis in an attack early in the film.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Minari (2021)
Lee Isaac Chung has produced what will surely be one of the best films of the year, and you should do all you can to track it down.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Unhinged (2020)
Unhinged follows a young mother who upsets Russell Crowe early on in the film by honking her horn at him, which proves to be ill advised.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Strange Days (1995)
Although it is too long, Strange Days' world building, premise, and execution is enormously impressive.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


X-Men 3: The Last Stand (2006)
Vinnie Jones runs through some walls, and Sir Ian McKellen chucks the Golden Gate bridge around in a coquettish fashion.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The Inbetweeners (2011)
It's not funny or clever.
It seems a long time since the glory of American Pie.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Quantum of Solace (2008)
Any other James Bond film seen on a 'worst films' list would naturally be blasphemous, but Quantum Of Solace is dreadful.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Mank (2020)
Mank focuses on the story of Herman J. Mankiewicz, the man hired by Orson Welles to write the screenplay for Citizen Kane (1941).
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Minor Premise (2020)
I do like a good low budget sci-fi, and there's been some top drawer ones in the last few years.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Dogs Don't Wear Pants (2020)
Not for the faint hearted, but this really is a piece of work, and I say that in the absolute best possible way.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The One I Love (2014)
Elisabeth Moss and Mark Duplass are a couple in a failing marriage, and on the advice of a therapist, spend a weekend in a country house.
Oct 1, 20231 min read
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