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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Chain Reaction (1996)
Sadly, for the most part the film can’t come close to justifying its ridiculousness.
Oct 14, 20231 min read


Broadcast News (1987)
What makes a good Romcom is being genuinely unaware of how the films’ going to end, and Broadcast News manages to tick this box with aplomb.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Night Moves (1975)
It would be interesting how many people could name another Arthur Penn film beyond 1967’s Bonnie and Clyde. This is one of his finest.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


The Mummy (2017)
You'll sit slack jawed through this steaming pile of buffalo feces.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


The Burial (2023)
At the ripe old age of seventy seven, Tommy Lee Jones continues to sink his teeth into admittedly less frequent appearances on our screen.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Sea of Love (1989)
Al Pacino plays a troubled detective (sound familiar?) investigating a serial killer. Sound familiar?
Oct 8, 20232 min read




Paw Patrol: The Movie (2021)
Paw Patrol: The Movie is the only film I’ve ever seen in which there was three separate outbreaks of applause from the entire audience.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


The Suicide Squad (2021)
Gunn throws a lot at the wall with The Suicide Squad, and I mean a lot.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Pig (2021)
It’s a long time now since Nicholas Cage was relevant in cinema.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Enter the Dragon (1973)
Another supposed crime against cinema has been rectified, I finally sat down to watch Bruce Lee’s magnum opus. And it was madness.
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Stillwater (2021)
Very loosely based on the Amanda Knox case, Matt Damon travels to France where his daughter has been incarcerated for the last five years.
Oct 7, 20232 min read
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