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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Signs (2002)
Shyamalan very much splits opinion these days (pun intended), so how does Signs hold up?
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
There's numerous teenage coming of age films that you can sink your teeth into from down the years, but this is one of the finest.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Iron Sky (2012)
"In 1945, Nazis went to the moon. In 2018, they're coming back."
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Deerskin (2021)
Deerskin is only seventy seven minutes long, but it uses every second of it to produced a constant sense of unease, despite being hilarious.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie (2023)
Probably one of the most inevitable sequels of recent times, those crime fighting pups are back.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Saw X (2023)
The tenth installment of the series has been dubbed a 'return to form'. Is it?
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Night of the 12th (2023)
The Night of the 12th is a grim police procedural surrounding the murder of a young woman.
Oct 22, 20233 min read


Awaydays (2009)
You would think a film that (more or less) opens and closes with 'Decades' by Joy Division, is set for greatness. Sadly not.
Oct 21, 20232 min read


The Blue Lamp (1950)
Basil Deardon's police procedural is widely regarded as an important piece of work in British film.
Oct 14, 20231 min read


The Great Escaper (2023)
This turned out to be Glenda Jackson's final acting bow, she sadly passed away in June this year, but what a final performance.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Uncut Gems (2020)
Uncut Gems is one of the most stressful films I can remember seeing.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Panic Room (2002)
David Fincher's follow up to Fight Club (1999) is often forgotten about when talking about the heights of his oeuvre.
Oct 14, 20231 min read
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