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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Devils (1971)
Banned on release, Ken Russell's The Devils still remains without a full uncut release, which is a real shame.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Martin McDonagh’s back catalogue thus far is impressive to say the least.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Dumb Money (2023)
Craig Gillespie's new film stars Paul Dano as Keith Gill, aka 'Roaring Kitty', the man who took on Wall Street back in 2020.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Rotting in the Sun (2023)
Sebastián Silva's depiction of self-obsession and narcissism is one of 2023's funniest and original films.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Killer (2023)
David Fincher is back on form in this formulaic but hugely entertaining Hitman thriller.
Nov 11, 20233 min read


Possum (2018)
Matthew Holness is likely best known to you as Garth Merenghi; author, dream weaver, and visionary. He's directed a horror film.
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Trolls Band Together (2023)
Watching the third Trolls film is like inhaling a kilogram of candy floss whilst having glitter flung at you for ninety minutes.
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
Bangkok Dangerous is rubbish, but falls some way short of being absolutely terrible.
Nov 5, 20231 min read


Metropolis (1927)
Metropolis remains one of the most important films ever made.
Nov 5, 20231 min read


The Northman (2022)
Robert Eggers hits his difficult third chapter after impressing us so vividly with The Witch (2015) and The Lighthouse (2019).
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Old School (2003)
Old School remains funny to this day, and spoke to me on an adult level that I hadn’t yet discovered despite seeing the film so many times.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Richard Jewell (2019)
Richard Jewell is the true story of the security guard who discovered a pipe bomb in Centennial Olympic Park at the Atlanta Olympics.
Oct 29, 20232 min read
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