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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Smile (2022)
Parker Finn's debut full length feature is one of the finest horror films of the last few years.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Kingdom of Heaven: Director's Cut (2005)
Kingdom of Heaven is unbelievably boring, not helped by the insufferable prancing of Orlando Bloom.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Halloween (2018)
Even though it outstays its welcome, this sequel to Halloween almost holds your attention.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Double Jeopardy (1999)
It’s preposterous but thoroughly entertaining, not in the same league as The Fugitive, but certainly in the same mold.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Ron's Gone Wrong (2021)
Ron’s Gone Wrong is a bit of a gem, reminding you of a time when a child’s imagination was the root of all fun.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Starship Troopers (1997)
To call Starship Troopers an allegory for the Gulf War would be to almost miss the point.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Girlfriends (1978)
Claudia Weill’s sort-of coming of age dramedy is a low key but effective affair.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines (2003)
Terminator 3 remains the best of (an admittedly not very good) the rest after Terminator and T2 in the Schwarzeneffer lead franchise.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Moana (2016)
Despite hearing many of the films songs many times a day from my daughter, I’d somehow escaped Moana's charms until now.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Benedetta (2022)
All the elements of Paul Verhoeven are on display in his latest, a tale of a lesbian nun in seventeenth century Italy.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Host (2020)
Rob Savage’s film that was made during the pandemic is shot exclusively over zoom, and is highly effective as a result.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


The Devils (1971)
Banned on release, Ken Russell's The Devils still remains without a full uncut release, which is a real shame.
Nov 11, 20232 min read
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