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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Miami Vice (2004)
Michael Mann’s film adaptation of his own executively produced eighties television series got an unjustified kicking on its release.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Alfie (1966)
About thirty seconds into Alfie, I couldn’t help but laugh at how it would be received if released today.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Fitzcarraldo (1982)
Considered by many to be Werner Herzog’s magnum opus, Fitzcarraldo does nothing to prove those claims are worthless.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Vacation (2015)
Vacation narrowly escapes the award of Worst Film Ever Made, by the skin of its rotten teeth.
Oct 28, 20234 min read


Passages (2023)
Ira Sachs' new film is a tale of love, heartbreak, and piercing narcissism in Paris.
Oct 28, 20233 min read


Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
Scorsese's latest epic once more proves that no-one does this sort of thing better.
Oct 28, 20235 min read


Signs (2002)
Shyamalan very much splits opinion these days (pun intended), so how does Signs hold up?
Oct 22, 20232 min read


The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
There's numerous teenage coming of age films that you can sink your teeth into from down the years, but this is one of the finest.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Iron Sky (2012)
"In 1945, Nazis went to the moon. In 2018, they're coming back."
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Deerskin (2021)
Deerskin is only seventy seven minutes long, but it uses every second of it to produced a constant sense of unease, despite being hilarious.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie (2023)
Probably one of the most inevitable sequels of recent times, those crime fighting pups are back.
Oct 22, 20232 min read


Saw X (2023)
The tenth installment of the series has been dubbed a 'return to form'. Is it?
Oct 22, 20232 min read
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