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It will come as no surprise to you that I think Showgirls is brilliant.

Following a personal recommendation from one Mark Kermode many years ago I finally got through Local Hero this week.

Brandon Cronenberg is well on his way to emulating his Father in the best way possible.

The best way to describe Kim Jee-woon's crime thriller is Oldboy-lite.

One Night in Miami portrays a fictional meeting between some rather important historical figures back in 1964.

Despite the performances and the glorious look of the film, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom is somewhat of a disappointment.

Rocks is a wonderful portrayal of something we know happens, but frequently don't worry about because it's not our problem.

Inventive doesn't scratch the surface when thinking of words to describe Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia's Spanish near-apocryphal Sci-Fi.

Sidney Lumet is well versed in crafting corrupt cop thrillers, he's the man behind Serpico (1973) and Prince Of The City (1981).

Sorkin's film feels like a missed opportunity to analyse the events of 1969.

If you want to see what a B-movie with an (almost) A-list cast that actually knows what it is and does it rather well, Faster is your film

Perhaps being overconfident in it's length, Cars falls short of Pixar's previous outings.