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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Trolls Band Together (2023)
Watching the third Trolls film is like inhaling a kilogram of candy floss whilst having glitter flung at you for ninety minutes.
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
Bangkok Dangerous is rubbish, but falls some way short of being absolutely terrible.
Nov 5, 20231 min read


Metropolis (1927)
Metropolis remains one of the most important films ever made.
Nov 5, 20231 min read


The Northman (2022)
Robert Eggers hits his difficult third chapter after impressing us so vividly with The Witch (2015) and The Lighthouse (2019).
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Old School (2003)
Old School remains funny to this day, and spoke to me on an adult level that I hadn’t yet discovered despite seeing the film so many times.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Richard Jewell (2019)
Richard Jewell is the true story of the security guard who discovered a pipe bomb in Centennial Olympic Park at the Atlanta Olympics.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Dumb and Dumber (1994)
The film is absolutely as stupid as it’s title, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it's a bad film.
Oct 29, 20231 min read


Dear Comrades! (2021)
Dear Comrades! is an exceptional portrayal of a little known Soviet atrocity.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Pulp Fiction (1994)
This review is almost utterly pointless, we know how great Pulp Fiction is.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
Assault On Precinct 13 is one of the most aptly named films I can think of, up there with Panic Room (2002), Phone Booth (2002).
Oct 29, 20232 min read


London to Brighton (2006)
This hard hitting British drama from director Paul Andrew Williams is a brutally impressive piece of work.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Hailed by many as Dreamworks' finest work to date; I can happily reveal that it's the their finest since Shrek 2.
Oct 29, 20231 min read
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