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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Starship Troopers (1997)
To call Starship Troopers an allegory for the Gulf War would be to almost miss the point.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Girlfriends (1978)
Claudia Weill’s sort-of coming of age dramedy is a low key but effective affair.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines (2003)
Terminator 3 remains the best of (an admittedly not very good) the rest after Terminator and T2 in the Schwarzeneffer lead franchise.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Moana (2016)
Despite hearing many of the films songs many times a day from my daughter, I’d somehow escaped Moana's charms until now.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Benedetta (2022)
All the elements of Paul Verhoeven are on display in his latest, a tale of a lesbian nun in seventeenth century Italy.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Host (2020)
Rob Savage’s film that was made during the pandemic is shot exclusively over zoom, and is highly effective as a result.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


The Devils (1971)
Banned on release, Ken Russell's The Devils still remains without a full uncut release, which is a real shame.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Martin McDonagh’s back catalogue thus far is impressive to say the least.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Dumb Money (2023)
Craig Gillespie's new film stars Paul Dano as Keith Gill, aka 'Roaring Kitty', the man who took on Wall Street back in 2020.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Rotting in the Sun (2023)
Sebastián Silva's depiction of self-obsession and narcissism is one of 2023's funniest and original films.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Killer (2023)
David Fincher is back on form in this formulaic but hugely entertaining Hitman thriller.
Nov 11, 20233 min read


Possum (2018)
Matthew Holness is likely best known to you as Garth Merenghi; author, dream weaver, and visionary. He's directed a horror film.
Nov 5, 20232 min read
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