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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Square (2017)
Winner of the Palme d'Or in 2017, The Square is a fascinating experience.
Nov 16, 20231 min read


20th Century Women (2016)
An excellent reminder of why Annette Benning is simply wonderful in every respect.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Topaz (1969)
Topaz is generally considered to be one of Hitchcock’s weaker films, and yet I thought it was really terrific espionage thriller.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)
James Stewart’s Doctor Benjamin McKenna and his wife Josephine are traveling with their young son Hank when they witness a murder.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)
The sixth Jurassic Park film is utterly redundant, but it is at least better than its appalling predecessor.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Downsizing (2017)
The promise of the first hour is shot to pieces by the let down of the second.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


The Manxman (1928)
If you haven’t ever checked out Hitchcock's early work in silent cinema, this is a great place to start.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


On the Count of Three (2022)
On The Count Of The Three may end up being a fairly incidental film, but there's plenty to like.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022)
Director Cooper Raiff is, somewhat astoundingly, only twenty-five years of age. His latest once again proves how talented he is.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Good Luck to you, Leo Grande (2022)
A two hander played in a superbly low key fashion by Emma Thompson and Daryl McCormack.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Pink Flamingos (1972)
John Waters notorious exploration of indecency and filth recently celebrated its fiftieth anniversary.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


The Boss Baby 2: Family Business (2021)
If you can figure out what exactly happens in Boss Baby 2 and explain it to me, I'd appreciate it.
Nov 12, 20231 min read
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