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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Rocks (2020)
Rocks is a wonderful portrayal of something we know happens, but frequently don't worry about because it's not our problem.
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The Platform (2020)
Inventive doesn't scratch the surface when thinking of words to describe Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia's Spanish near-apocryphal Sci-Fi.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Q&A (1990)
Sidney Lumet is well versed in crafting corrupt cop thrillers, he's the man behind Serpico (1973) and Prince Of The City (1981).
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020)
Sorkin's film feels like a missed opportunity to analyse the events of 1969.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Faster (2010)
If you want to see what a B-movie with an (almost) A-list cast that actually knows what it is and does it rather well, Faster is your film
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Cars (2006)
Perhaps being overconfident in it's length, Cars falls short of Pixar's previous outings.
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HyperNormalisation (2016)
Individualism and self actualisation, as Curtis explains in this staggering piece of work, is not what it once was.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Smile (2022)
Parker Finn's debut full length feature is one of the finest horror films of the last few years.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Kingdom of Heaven: Director's Cut (2005)
Kingdom of Heaven is unbelievably boring, not helped by the insufferable prancing of Orlando Bloom.
Nov 11, 20231 min read


Halloween (2018)
Even though it outstays its welcome, this sequel to Halloween almost holds your attention.
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Double Jeopardy (1999)
It’s preposterous but thoroughly entertaining, not in the same league as The Fugitive, but certainly in the same mold.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Ron's Gone Wrong (2021)
Ron’s Gone Wrong is a bit of a gem, reminding you of a time when a child’s imagination was the root of all fun.
Nov 11, 20231 min read
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