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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Scream 3 (2000)
Scream 3 as you’d expect, parodies all the clichés and traits of a trilogy with mixed results.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


The Great Beauty (2013)
Viewed by many as Paulo Sorrentino’s magnum opus, The Great Beauty won the Oscar for best foreign language film in 2014.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
I have literally no idea what happened in this movie.
Nov 19, 20231 min read


Black '47 (2018)
The famine in Ireland in the late 1840’s is not a subject that has often been put to film. Lance Daly reminds us of the period's horrors.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Don't Look Up (2021)
It feels like a long time since Adam McKay was directing films like Anchorman (2004) and Step Brothers (2008).
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)
Spiral makes the bottom of the barrel look a rather pleasing place to be scraping from.
Nov 16, 20232 min read


The Square (2017)
Winner of the Palme d'Or in 2017, The Square is a fascinating experience.
Nov 16, 20231 min read


20th Century Women (2016)
An excellent reminder of why Annette Benning is simply wonderful in every respect.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Topaz (1969)
Topaz is generally considered to be one of Hitchcock’s weaker films, and yet I thought it was really terrific espionage thriller.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)
James Stewart’s Doctor Benjamin McKenna and his wife Josephine are traveling with their young son Hank when they witness a murder.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)
The sixth Jurassic Park film is utterly redundant, but it is at least better than its appalling predecessor.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Downsizing (2017)
The promise of the first hour is shot to pieces by the let down of the second.
Nov 12, 20232 min read
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