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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


American Gigolo (1980)
Richard Gere plays Richard Gere, or Julian, a male escort if you prefer, who is framed for the murder of an ex-client. So far, so Gere.
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Wonderland (2003)
Val Kilmer reminds you of how good he could be as John Holmes, one of the most successful porn stars of all time.
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Martin Eden (2021)
Based on Jack London's 1909 novel, Pietro Marcello's adaptation transposes the story from California to Naples, with stunning effect.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Wildfire (2018)
It's a shame we haven't seen Paul Dano behind the camera more often, although I guess it's early days.
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How to Have Sex (2023)
Molly Manning Walker's debut feature is one of the best films of 2023.
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Where Is the Friend's House? (1987)
Abbas Kiarostami's film is the first in the so called 'Koker Trilogy'.
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Scream 4 (2011)
Scream 4 has the right ideas in place, but succesfully impementing them for a fourth time proves tricky.
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Blackhat (2015)
Michael Mann yet again proves his genius even if Blackhat is one of his slightly less brilliant offerings.
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Face/Off (1997)
The plot is one of the boldest and most ludicrous put to film, and it gets madder from there.
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The Man from Hong Kong (1975)
A truly mad romp, a film posing as an A-lister, this is an Ozploitation thriller that could almost be straight from the Grindhouse era.
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Alien³ (1992)
Although Alien³ isn’t even in the same league as the first two Alien films, there’s far more of note here than the film is given credit for.
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