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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Gladiator (2000)
I hadn't seen Gladiator for nineteen years, and I've wondered for a long time whether I would hold it in the same high regard on a re-watch.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Apocalypto (2006)
Gibson has learnt lessons from Braveheart, and proves that he really is a director to be reckoned with when he is this focused.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Three Days of the Condor (1975)
Three Days Of The Condor is held in high regard, and it's fun, but it's not essential.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)
Rare Exports is a really interesting film, and a terrific alternative if you’re sick of your dragging festive favourites this year.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Bad Santa 2 (2016)
It’s crude, nasty, and doesn’t care who it offends.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


The Getaway (1972)
Sam Peckinpah is a fine film director, and this collaboration with Steve McQueen does nothing to alter that claim.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Elf (2003)
One imagines this will continue to be considered a classic for many years to come.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
A man running around with an axe dressed as Santa doesn’t seem particularly novel, but it does work to a certain extent.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Black Christmas (1974)
I was surprised and thrilled at how terrific Bob Clark’s horror is.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Candy Cane Lane (2023)
Eddie Murphy makes a devilish deal with a lunatic elf before being plunged into two hours of madness.
Dec 8, 20232 min read




Detour (1945)
Detour is a wonderful reminder of the Noirs of the thirties and fourties.
Dec 6, 20232 min read
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