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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Ferrari (2023)
Michael Mann's biopic of Enzo Ferrari finally reaches us, nearly twenty five years after it was originally pitched.
Dec 28, 20233 min read


The Eternal Daughter (2023)
Joanna Hogg follows up her two Souvenir films with this gripping chiller.
Dec 28, 20232 min read


Maestro (2023)
Bradley Cooper takes the to the director's chair for the second time with this biopic of American conductor Leonard Bernstein.
Dec 21, 20233 min read


A Christmas Kiss (2020)
Although it's the closest I'll get to one, it doesn't stop this being dog dirt.
Dec 19, 20232 min read


The Fifth Element (1997)
Whoever wrote The Fifth Element must have surely been sectioned immediately on the films release.
Dec 17, 20232 min read


Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Frequently held up as the finest of the Batman animated films, this is also a key feature in the future films of the franchise.
Dec 17, 20231 min read


Taken (2008)
Surprisingly, Taken isn't simply ninety minutes of brainless violence.
Dec 17, 20232 min read




Swiss Army Man (2016)
If you want to see the man who played Harry Potter engage in repeated acts of flatulence and use his erect penis as a sort of compass....
Dec 17, 20231 min read
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Along the Coast [Du Côté De La Côte] (1958)
Agnes Varda's laugh out loud documentary short combines wit and information to paint an innovative portrait of the Côte d'Azur.
Dec 17, 20231 min read


No Sudden Move (2021)
Since Steven Soderbergh retired back in 2013, he's managed to direct at least five full length films.
Dec 17, 20232 min read


Easy Rider (1969)
Filmed at the height of the hippie movement, Easy Rider is an important contextual document of the era just over fifty years on.
Dec 17, 20231 min read
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