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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.




The Grinch (2018)
Is Illumination's take on the Christmas Scrooge any good? More pertinently, is there any need for it?
Dec 17, 20232 min read


Knife + Heart (2019)
Tackling the long asked question of where the line is between art and porn, Knife + Heart makes the most compelling case yet.
Dec 16, 20232 min read


May December (2023)
Todd Haynes, as you may have predicted, unleashes one of 2023's best films.
Dec 16, 20233 min read


Dream Scenario (2023)
I'm beginning to realise I'm a bit of a Nicholas Cage apologist.
Dec 16, 20233 min read


Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Despite Roman Polanski’s infamous horror being widely regarded as one of the best horror films of all time, it suffers from its ending.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Nil by Mouth (1997)
Gary Oldman's one and only directorial feature is a bleak and brutal affair, that proves he's a talent behind the camera too.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


The Vanishing (1988)
Sluizer’s film is gripping from start to finish, Hitchcockian at times in its delivery and suspense.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


The Martian (2015)
Ridley Scott has directed five films since this 2015 effort, and none of them are anywhere near as good as The Martian.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Watching a film in 4DX is absolutely a different experience from seeing it in the traditional cinematic fashion.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Animals (2018)
Sophie Hyde’s film based on Emma Jane Unsworth’s novel of the same name tackles the lives of Laura and Tyler who live together in Dublin.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Making Christmas Crackers (1910)
Clocking in at just over a slight six minutes, this fascinating document depicts workers making Christmas crackers over a century ago.
Dec 10, 20231 min read
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