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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Scum (1979)
Alan Clarke’s infamous portrayal of the borstal system forced a reevaluation of the structure on its release back in 1979.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Dressed to Kill (1980)
Critics and academics have dissected and castrated Dressed To Kill for years, and it's true, this is far from De Palma's finest.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Tucker: The Man and His Dream (1988)
It's an odd film that I hadn't heard of before, a true life biographical tale of Preston Tucker.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Porky's (1981)
Porky’s is rubbish, but I’d be lying through my teeth if I said I didn’t enjoy it.
Jan 1, 20241 min read


Jagged Edge (1986)
I’m a sucker for a Joe Eszterhas script. But this isn't quite up there with his finest.
Jan 1, 20241 min read




Psycho (1960)
There’s only so much you can say about Psycho before you simply start repeating all the superlatives that have come before.
Dec 31, 20231 min read


Midnight in Paris (2011)
I appear to be in a minority when it comes to Woody Allen’s film making in that I’m a really big fan of a lot of his later work.
Dec 31, 20231 min read


Men (2022)
Alex Garland’s foray into toxic masculinity is a subject he’s dealt with in snippets before, although not this aggressively.
Dec 31, 20232 min read


Love Actually (2003)
For years, I actively disliked this film. I mean, it is genuinely rubbish. But, does that matter?
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Azor (2021)
This is fantastic schooling in low-key effectiveness.
Dec 29, 20231 min read


Last Christmas (2019)
The tagline reads "Sometimes you've just gotta have faith". Last Christmas severely tested mine.
Dec 29, 20232 min read
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