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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Psycho (1960)
There’s only so much you can say about Psycho before you simply start repeating all the superlatives that have come before.
Dec 31, 20231 min read


Midnight in Paris (2011)
I appear to be in a minority when it comes to Woody Allen’s film making in that I’m a really big fan of a lot of his later work.
Dec 31, 20231 min read


Men (2022)
Alex Garland’s foray into toxic masculinity is a subject he’s dealt with in snippets before, although not this aggressively.
Dec 31, 20232 min read


Love Actually (2003)
For years, I actively disliked this film. I mean, it is genuinely rubbish. But, does that matter?
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Azor (2021)
This is fantastic schooling in low-key effectiveness.
Dec 29, 20231 min read


Last Christmas (2019)
The tagline reads "Sometimes you've just gotta have faith". Last Christmas severely tested mine.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


American Graffiti (1973)
This is without doubt George Lucas's finest directorial performance.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Mean Girls (2004)
Possibly the most important teen high school comedy since American Pie (1999).
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Leonoro Addio (2022)
This is Director Paolo Taviani’s first solo film as director since the death of his brother and film making partner Vittorio.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Corsage (2022)
A fictional account of one year in the life of Empress Elisabeth of Austria, with a brilliant central performance from Vicky Krieps.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


The Passengers of the Night (2022)
I was lucky enough to catch this at the London Film Festival back in 2022.
Dec 29, 20232 min read


Fingernails (2023)
Christos Nikou’s English-language debut has been on the wrong end of some fairly negative reviews since its release.
Dec 28, 20232 min read
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