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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
Home Alone is probably still my favourite, but Planes, Trains And Automobiles sits up there in the John Hughes rankings chart.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Batman: The Long Halloween Parts 1&2 (2021)
This is one of the grandest Batman adaptations to date, certainly in the realms of its animated world.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Body of Lies (2008)
Ridley Scott's foray into the world of surveillance in the middle east was pretty much panned across the board on release.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018)
Of Lagercrantz's three novels in the series, this is by some distance the best, but it's arguably the hardest to adapt for the screen.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


The Searchers (1956)
The Searchers is widely regarded as one of the best films ever made. Although it's great, this is a claim too far.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Dead Ringers (1988)
Cronenberg's follow up to his eponymous version of The Fly (1986) concerns the lives of a pair of identical twins.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Jade (1995)
William Friedkin's erotic thriller has been battered by critics and audiences alike down the years.
Jan 20, 20242 min read


Snake Eyes (1998)
Brian De Palma with a Rasomon style thriller in Las Vegas? Sign me up! Or not.
Jan 20, 20242 min read


Outland (1981)
Apart from the fact that there isn't an alien in Peter Hyam's Outland, this may as well be Ridley Scott's Alien (1979) made by Luc Besson.
Jan 19, 20242 min read


Poor Things (2024)
Yorgos Lanthimos proves he's lost none of his killer comedic touch.
Jan 16, 20243 min read


Society of the Snow (2023)
J.A Bayona's account of the Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 crash and its survivors in the Andes in 1972 is a tour de force.
Jan 12, 20243 min read


I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2021)
Kauffman can be brilliant, but also baffling, and I'm Thinking Of Ending Things falls somewhere in the middle.
Jan 1, 20241 min read
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