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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Prey (2022)
You’d think that one of the last things the cinematic world needed was a new Predator film, but this breathes fresh life into the franchise.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)
George Miller has apparently been wanting to make this film for years.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Crimes of the Future (2022)
Surgery is the new sex, according to Cronenberg's latest film.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014)
Kenneth Branagh's nuts and bolts approach to Jack Ryan means it's entertaining rather than excellent.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Peter Rabbit 2 (2021)
This has been screening now for many, many months in theaters, and is also now out on Blu-ray and DVD. I saw this at a Movies 4 Juniors...
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
Home Alone is probably still my favourite, but Planes, Trains And Automobiles sits up there in the John Hughes rankings chart.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Batman: The Long Halloween Parts 1&2 (2021)
This is one of the grandest Batman adaptations to date, certainly in the realms of its animated world.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Body of Lies (2008)
Ridley Scott's foray into the world of surveillance in the middle east was pretty much panned across the board on release.
Jan 21, 20241 min read


The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018)
Of Lagercrantz's three novels in the series, this is by some distance the best, but it's arguably the hardest to adapt for the screen.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


The Searchers (1956)
The Searchers is widely regarded as one of the best films ever made. Although it's great, this is a claim too far.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Dead Ringers (1988)
Cronenberg's follow up to his eponymous version of The Fly (1986) concerns the lives of a pair of identical twins.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Jade (1995)
William Friedkin's erotic thriller has been battered by critics and audiences alike down the years.
Jan 20, 20242 min read
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