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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The 33 (2015)
Patricia Riggen’s film ticks all the boxes you might expect for a true-life disaster film.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Barbarian (2022)
The majority of critics found much to like here, I thought it curtailed quite dreadfully.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Wonka (2023)
After months of pleading, I finally persuaded my daughter to see Wonka with me.
Jan 28, 20244 min read


The Holdovers (2024)
Alexander Payne returns to film-making with his finest piece of work since Sideways (2004). And that's saying something.
Jan 27, 20245 min read


Ironclad (2011)
Set amongst the settling dust of the Magna Carta signing, King John decides to renegade on the agreement and retake control of his country.
Jan 23, 20241 min read


In Bed with Victoria (2016)
This was the first of Justine Triet’s films that I’ve seen, and on this form I will be checking out the rest of her back catalogue ASAP.
Jan 23, 20241 min read


Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022)
Set as a prequel to the original Despicable Me trilogy, we follow a young Gru as he attempts to become a part of the infamous ‘Vicious 6’.
Jan 23, 20242 min read


Prey (2022)
You’d think that one of the last things the cinematic world needed was a new Predator film, but this breathes fresh life into the franchise.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)
George Miller has apparently been wanting to make this film for years.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Crimes of the Future (2022)
Surgery is the new sex, according to Cronenberg's latest film.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014)
Kenneth Branagh's nuts and bolts approach to Jack Ryan means it's entertaining rather than excellent.
Jan 21, 20242 min read


Peter Rabbit 2 (2021)
This has been screening now for many, many months in theaters, and is also now out on Blu-ray and DVD. I saw this at a Movies 4 Juniors...
Jan 21, 20242 min read
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