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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Cryptozoo (2021)
Rich in originality as well as its animation and storytelling, Cryptozoo is unlike anything I'd witnessed before.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
If you’re watching this you should know exactly what you’re getting.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The French Dispatch (2021)
Taking on a portmanteau style picture is something that would seem to fit right into Anderson’s mantra.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Censor (2021)
Censor is a terrific piece of work, and Prano Bailey-Bond is a massive talent to look out for in the future.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Dr. No (1962)
There's not a huge amount left to say on Dr. No from my point of view, I've probably seen the film about twenty five times.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The Abyss (1989)
James Cameron went on to direct better Sci-Fi films, but this is an impressive blueprint.
Feb 1, 20242 min read


Total Recall (1990)
As you know, I've banged on about my love for Paul Verhoeven repeatedly, and Total Recall does nothing to stop that love.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The Secret in Their Eyes (2009)
Don't get this mixed up with the pointless American remake.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds (2012)
My daughter, perhaps harshly, gave this film a 0 out of 10.
Jan 31, 20242 min read


The Purge: Election Year (2016)
Election Year offers a new, yet intriguing idea to approach the annual Purge, but still falls short of fully satisfying this film fan.
Jan 31, 20242 min read


The Yakuza (1974)
An American private eye returns to Japan to rescue a friends' daughter from the hands of the Yakuza.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


In the Cut (2003)
Jane Campion's erotically charged thriller is not of the same ilk as more, straight up examples of the genre, and is a fine piece of work.
Jan 31, 20241 min read
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