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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Secret in Their Eyes (2009)
Don't get this mixed up with the pointless American remake.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds (2012)
My daughter, perhaps harshly, gave this film a 0 out of 10.
Jan 31, 20242 min read


The Purge: Election Year (2016)
Election Year offers a new, yet intriguing idea to approach the annual Purge, but still falls short of fully satisfying this film fan.
Jan 31, 20242 min read


The Yakuza (1974)
An American private eye returns to Japan to rescue a friends' daughter from the hands of the Yakuza.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


In the Cut (2003)
Jane Campion's erotically charged thriller is not of the same ilk as more, straight up examples of the genre, and is a fine piece of work.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
By rights, we shouldn't even have the chance to see this, Snyder's Justice League in its full, four hour format.
Jan 31, 20243 min read


Aquaman (2018)
Without doubt, Aquaman is the lightest of the DC films so far, and I mean that tonally, comedically, and visually.
Jan 31, 20241 min read


All of Us Strangers (2024)
Andrew Haigh's gorgeous new film is a tantalising yet traumatic delve into loneliness, loss and rejection.
Jan 30, 20244 min read


Bright (2017)
Funded and produced by Netflix, Bright sees David Ayer reuniting with Will Smith for the first time since the unwatchable Suicide Squad.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Leviathan (2012)
It's likely you've not seen a documentary like this before.
Jan 28, 20241 min read


Flags of Our Fathers (2006)
For the most part, Flags Of Our Fathers is Eastwood performing at his consistently top level.
Jan 28, 20242 min read


Southland Tales (2006)
Richard Kelly's first outing as directer since Donnie Darko (2001) was supposedly so bad in its original , it was deemed unwatchable.
Jan 28, 20242 min read
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