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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Virtuosity (1995)
Virtuosity squanders an interesting premise and results in something that's ultimately rather silly.
Mar 9, 20242 min read


Reality (2023)
If you didn't know that Reality was based on, well, reality, you'd be forgiven dismissing this as very odd.
Mar 9, 20242 min read


Wicked Little Letters (2024)
Wicked Little Letters' trailer sells it as something that is slightly misleading.
Mar 3, 20245 min read


Frozen (2010)
If you're into your minimalist survival thrillers, Frozen might be worth ninety minutes of your day.
Mar 3, 20243 min read


The Kitchen (2024)
The Kitchen tells the story of a funeral-service worker trying to work his way out of a housing a estate in a futuristic London.
Feb 28, 20243 min read


The Taking of Pelham 123 (1974)
The film that influenced Quentin Tarantino enough to name his crew's code names in Reservoir Dogs (1992) after the villains of this piece.
Feb 25, 20241 min read


The Thin Red Line (1998)
The Thin Red Line is efficient and effective in its approach although it is perhaps a method that in the end prevents it from greatness.
Feb 25, 20241 min read


13 Tzameti (2005)
Gela Babluani's stunning debut feature was made when he was only twenty-six years old, and he's only made one full length since.
Feb 25, 20242 min read


Fallen Leaves (2023)
Krishnamurti's deadpan romantic comedy is one of the finest in many a year.
Feb 24, 20243 min read


Caligula: Uncut Edition (1979)
Caligula dances the tightrope between art and porn before diving headfirst into a pit of filth.
Feb 24, 20244 min read


Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Ford goes out with a bang, but the series goes out with a digital whimper.
Feb 22, 20243 min read


Daughter of the Nile (1987)
Hou Hsiao-Hsien’s 1987 film is a gorgeous and understated coming of age drama.
Feb 22, 20241 min read
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