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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Civil War (2024)
Alex Garland's latest film is supposedly his final bow as a director. He will be missed.
Apr 13, 20244 min read


Memory (2024)
Michel Franco's isn't so much a film about dementia, but rather a relationship that happens to have dementia as a part of it.
Apr 12, 20242 min read


Robot Dreams (2024)
This is cinema at its most magnificently joyous, and should be seen by everyone at the earliest opportunity.
Apr 7, 20243 min read


The Settlers (2024)
Felipe Gálvez Haberle's debut feature is a brutal and uncompromising take on the exploitation and colonisation of Tierra del Fuego.
Apr 7, 20242 min read


Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Sunset Boulevard fully justifies its legendary status.
Apr 1, 20242 min read


Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Clint Eastwood cleaned up at the 2005 Oscars for this hard hitting boxing drama.
Apr 1, 20243 min read


Twister (1996)
Maybe I shouldn't have been surprised at how entertaining this was.
Mar 16, 20242 min read


Eureka (2024)
Lisandro Alonso's latest feature is not for those with short attentions spans.
Mar 14, 20243 min read


Night Falls on Manhattan (1996)
Sidney Lumet was well versed in police procedurals; prior to this Andy Garcia fronted police corruption thriller he had dealt with...
Mar 10, 20241 min read


Emergency (2022)
Emergency leaves its questions hanging, as well as satisfyingly bringing its own story to a conclusion.
Mar 10, 20242 min read


Mad God (2022)
Thirty years in gestation, this dystopian stop motion feature is the brainchild of special effects master Phil Tippett.
Mar 10, 20242 min read


Dune: Part Two (2024)
After much delay, Denis Villeneuve finally returns us to Arrakis for more majestic visuals and spectacular fight sequences.
Mar 10, 20244 min read
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