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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
My Neighbor Totoro is a beautiful film, and like pretty much all Ghibli film will work for all ages.
Feb 21, 20242 min read


Body Double (1984)
This is Brian de Palma having fun, and he should really do it more often.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


War Dogs (2016)
Todd Phillips brings the comedic elements of his repertoire to this entertaining true life tale.
Feb 17, 20242 min read


The Matador (2005)
Back in 2005 Pierce Brosnan was still figuring out where his acting career was going post James Bond.
Feb 11, 20241 min read


The Worst Person in the World (2022)
Joachim Trier's film chronicles four years in the life of Julie, a thirty something young woman whose at a crossroads in life.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Nitram (2022)
Nitram can be attributed as another unqualified success for Kurzel, it’s a terrific piece of film making.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Body of Evidence (1993)
Body of Evidence is about as erotic as a colonoscopy that's gone disastrously wrong.
Feb 11, 20243 min read


Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)
Did we need a sequel to Chicken Run?
Feb 11, 20243 min read


Migration (2024)
Illumination somehow fail to release something without a minion in sight.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


American Fiction (2024)
Cord Jefferson's debut feature is at times hilarious, consistently heartfelt and although flawed is deserving of its Oscar nominations.
Feb 11, 20243 min read


The Zone of Interest (2024)
It's been over a decade since Jonathan Glazer was last on our cinema screens, and he returns with a deeply disturbing Oscar front runner.
Feb 7, 20244 min read


Scala!!! (2024)
Charting the rise and fall of the eccentric and unique Scala cinema in King's Cross, this Doc is a vital piece of cinematic history.
Feb 4, 20243 min read
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