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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)
Despite the fact we didn't need another Planet of the Apes film, Kingdom adds a surprisingly decent string to the franchise's impressive bow
May 19, 20243 min read
Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
Rose Glass follows up her stately debut Saint Maud (2019) with this enthralling tale of love and revenge. Lou (Kristen Stewart) and...
May 5, 20243 min read
Challengers (2024)
I've been very apprehensive about Luca Guadagnino's new film ever since I saw the trailer. Guadagnino is an interesting director, and...
Apr 28, 20243 min read
Disco Boy (2024)
Giacomo Abbruzzese's debut feature, without doubt, marks him out for future exploration.
Apr 13, 20243 min read
Civil War (2024)
Alex Garland's latest film is supposedly his final bow as a director. He will be missed.
Apr 13, 20244 min read
Memory (2024)
Michel Franco's isn't so much a film about dementia, but rather a relationship that happens to have dementia as a part of it.
Apr 12, 20242 min read
Robot Dreams (2024)
This is cinema at its most magnificently joyous, and should be seen by everyone at the earliest opportunity.
Apr 7, 20243 min read
The Settlers (2024)
Felipe Gálvez Haberle's debut feature is a brutal and uncompromising take on the exploitation and colonisation of Tierra del Fuego.
Apr 7, 20242 min read
Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Sunset Boulevard fully justifies its legendary status.
Apr 1, 20242 min read
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Clint Eastwood cleaned up at the 2005 Oscars for this hard hitting boxing drama.
Apr 1, 20243 min read
Twister (1996)
Maybe I shouldn't have been surprised at how entertaining this was.
Mar 16, 20242 min read
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