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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Christmas Evil (1980)
Another film about someone dressing up as Santa and going on a kill spree.
Dec 6, 20232 min read


The Old Oak (2023)
Ken Loach completes his Broken Britain trilogy in fine fettle.
Dec 6, 20233 min read


Hollywoodland (2006)
Unfortunately for Hollywoodland, the film that it most reminds you of is L.A Confidential (1997), which is never going to help your case.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Blonde (2022)
Blonde is one of the most harrowing films I’ve seen in a while, as well as being bold, and flawed.
Dec 3, 20233 min read


Moonage Daydream (2022)
The best way to approach Moonage Daydream is to simply let it engulf you in the same way Bowie’s music does.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


There's Something About Mary (1998)
It’s good fun and despite not being top-drawer comedy, there’s plenty to enjoy here.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Black Book (2006)
Paul Verhoeven returns to his native Netherlands after two decades directing English language films in this World War II thriller.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Zero Fucks Given (2022)
Cassandre flits from one Tinder date to another as she flies all over the world as a flight attendant for a low fares airline.
Dec 3, 20232 min read


Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
I wish I’d been old enough to watch Austin Powers on release.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Bee Movie (2007)
I watched this with my daughter, and I would say I enjoyed it as much as she did.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


The Courier (2021)
The Courier is a fascinating story, but fails to live up to its exciting premise.
Dec 3, 20231 min read


The Outlaw Joesy Wales (1976)
By now, everyone's aware of my Eastwood infatuation. Suffice to say, The Outlaw Josey Wales is terrific.
Dec 3, 20231 min read
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