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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Election (1999)
Election is Alexander Payne’s second full-length feature after debut Citizen Ruth (1996).
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Get Carter (1971)
Michael Caine’s performance as Jack Carter is one of his finest, bringing a straight-faced display of brutality and edge to proceedings.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


Nosferatu the Vampyre (1977)
However, Herzog’s vision of Count Dracula more than justifies its existence, mainly by being an absolutely superb piece of film making.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Consequences of Love (2004)
Paulo Sorrentino’s second feature stars Sorrentino regular Toni Servillo as a man living a seemingly arduoust life in a Swiss hotel.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


Hatching (2022)
Hanna Bergholm's superb psychological horror debut brings up as many questions as answers.
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Wish (2023)
Wish is an attempt to bring together the best of Disney's back-catalogue with a heavy influence on Frozen (2013).
Nov 26, 20233 min read


Anatomy of a Fall (2023)
Justine Triet's fantastic new film bagged the Palme d'Or at Cannes this year, a decision that I'd imagine no-one is losing sleep over.
Nov 26, 20233 min read






Sweat (2021)
Sweat surrounds someone who can’t make a smoothie without broadcasting it live to the world; Sylwia's character arc is one of 2021's finest.
Nov 26, 20231 min read


The Last Duel (2021)
Ridley Scott films are almost always worth a watch, even when fairly mundane and plodding, as this is.
Nov 26, 20232 min read


Power of the Dog (2021)
Jane Campion has produced something utterly engrossing, truly beautiful and genuinely gripping,
Nov 25, 20232 min read
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