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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Elf (2003)
One imagines this will continue to be considered a classic for many years to come.
Dec 10, 20231 min read
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
A man running around with an axe dressed as Santa doesn’t seem particularly novel, but it does work to a certain extent.
Dec 10, 20231 min read
Black Christmas (1974)
I was surprised and thrilled at how terrific Bob Clark’s horror is.
Dec 10, 20232 min read
Candy Cane Lane (2023)
Eddie Murphy makes a devilish deal with a lunatic elf before being plunged into two hours of madness.
Dec 8, 20232 min read
Detour (1945)
Detour is a wonderful reminder of the Noirs of the thirties and fourties.
Dec 6, 20232 min read
Christmas Evil (1980)
Another film about someone dressing up as Santa and going on a kill spree.
Dec 6, 20232 min read
The Old Oak (2023)
Ken Loach completes his Broken Britain trilogy in fine fettle.
Dec 6, 20233 min read
Hollywoodland (2006)
Unfortunately for Hollywoodland, the film that it most reminds you of is L.A Confidential (1997), which is never going to help your case.
Dec 3, 20231 min read
Blonde (2022)
Blonde is one of the most harrowing films I’ve seen in a while, as well as being bold, and flawed.
Dec 3, 20233 min read
Moonage Daydream (2022)
The best way to approach Moonage Daydream is to simply let it engulf you in the same way Bowie’s music does.
Dec 3, 20232 min read
There's Something About Mary (1998)
It’s good fun and despite not being top-drawer comedy, there’s plenty to enjoy here.
Dec 3, 20231 min read
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