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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Nil by Mouth (1997)
Gary Oldman's one and only directorial feature is a bleak and brutal affair, that proves he's a talent behind the camera too.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


The Vanishing (1988)
Sluizer’s film is gripping from start to finish, Hitchcockian at times in its delivery and suspense.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


The Martian (2015)
Ridley Scott has directed five films since this 2015 effort, and none of them are anywhere near as good as The Martian.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Watching a film in 4DX is absolutely a different experience from seeing it in the traditional cinematic fashion.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Animals (2018)
Sophie Hyde’s film based on Emma Jane Unsworth’s novel of the same name tackles the lives of Laura and Tyler who live together in Dublin.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Making Christmas Crackers (1910)
Clocking in at just over a slight six minutes, this fascinating document depicts workers making Christmas crackers over a century ago.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Gladiator (2000)
I hadn't seen Gladiator for nineteen years, and I've wondered for a long time whether I would hold it in the same high regard on a re-watch.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Apocalypto (2006)
Gibson has learnt lessons from Braveheart, and proves that he really is a director to be reckoned with when he is this focused.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


Three Days of the Condor (1975)
Three Days Of The Condor is held in high regard, and it's fun, but it's not essential.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)
Rare Exports is a really interesting film, and a terrific alternative if you’re sick of your dragging festive favourites this year.
Dec 10, 20231 min read


Bad Santa 2 (2016)
It’s crude, nasty, and doesn’t care who it offends.
Dec 10, 20232 min read


The Getaway (1972)
Sam Peckinpah is a fine film director, and this collaboration with Steve McQueen does nothing to alter that claim.
Dec 10, 20231 min read
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