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Vinnie Jones runs through some walls, and Sir Ian McKellen chucks the Golden Gate bridge around in a coquettish fashion.

It's not funny or clever. It seems a long time since the glory of American Pie.

Any other James Bond film seen on a 'worst films' list would naturally be blasphemous, but Quantum Of Solace is dreadful.

Scary Movie 3 is absolute bilge.

The Candyman remake is desperately dull, and is so concerned with impressing its message, it almost forgets about the film.

A man who makes a living debunking and exposing false paranormal activity claims, checks into a supposedly haunted room.

Easily the worst of the franchise.

Battlefield Earth is weasel excrement, of the lowest order.

Surviving Christmas is an utter chore at its best, and just downright dreadful at its worst.

There’s quite a cast list to get through in this festive outing. Problem is there's also lot of guff to get through.

How To Be Single lowers the bar of what was previously thought to be the bottom of the barrel in the world of dog shit film making.

Sadly, Scream VI is absolute rubbish.

Described as a 'teasing long-con', a more appropriate description of this drivel would be a 'testing long-chore'.

Unfinished Business is almost indescribably bad.

Sitting through my review will be much less painful than watching this film.

Angelina Jolie is an FBI profiler summoned by the agency to help track down a serial killer, who is assuming the identity of their victims.