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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Remember the outrage when the original designs of Sonic were released for the upcoming live action version? There were almost riots....
Oct 1, 20231 min read


303 (2018)
This is what Linklater's Before Trilogy if it was condensed into one movie set over a few months.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Onward (2020)
Onward is a thoroughly enjoyable piece of animation, and one of the better films Disney/Pixar have made in recent years.
Oct 1, 20231 min read




Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)
Raya and the Last Dragon is one of Disney's finest films in years.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Ready Or Not (2019)
Grace must evade her new relatives as they try to hunt her down on the eve of her wedding.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Be Kind Rewind (2008)
We’ve seen Jack Black take center stage in a type of high street outlet that has died a death before.
Oct 1, 20232 min read






The Death of Dick Long (2019)
Once again, after 2016's bizarre Swiss Army Man, director Daniel Scheinert has come up trumps once more in the unconventional stakes.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Dude Where’s My Car is quite possibly the stupidest film I’ve ever seen.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Bean (1997)
One Man. One Masterpiece. One Very Big Mistake. Was the tagline for Bean. And, it kinda is.
Sep 17, 20232 min read


Battlefield Earth (2000)
Battlefield Earth is weasel excrement, of the lowest order.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Scarecrow (1973)
Gene Hackman and Al Pacino star in this buddy comedy road movie, which as you'd expect, works rather well.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Four Christmases (2008)
This Vince Vaughan and Reese Witherspoon fronted Christmas bonanza is rubbish; of course it is.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


The Polar Express (2004)
Robert Zemeckis' uses motion capture technology to bring us the magic of Christmas with the help of Tom Hanks voicing six characters.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Surviving Christmas (2004)
Surviving Christmas is an utter chore at its best, and just downright dreadful at its worst.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Jingle All the Way (1996)
Arnold Schwarzenegger is reduced to dressing up as 'Turbo Man' in an attempt to impress his son in this Christmas classic/stinker.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Scrooged (1988)
Bill Murray is excellently cast as selfish TV executive Frank Cross in Richard Donner’s original take on Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
More kill spree mayhem by a man dressed as Santa.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
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