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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Zola (2021)
Based on a viral twitter thread from 2015 involving Aziah ‘Zola’ King, this is truly original film making.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Escape From New York (1981)
Kurt Russell's Snake Plissken is one of both Carpenter and Russell's finest creations.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Ready Or Not (2019)
Grace must evade her new relatives as they try to hunt her down on the eve of her wedding.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Shiva Baby (2021)
Emma Seligman’s directorial debut, adapted from her 2018 short of the same name, was one of the best films of 2021.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


The Death of Dick Long (2019)
Once again, after 2016's bizarre Swiss Army Man, director Daniel Scheinert has come up trumps once more in the unconventional stakes.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Feathers (2023)
Omar El Zohairy's debut full length feature comes with a tantalising set up; a loutish and controlling husband is turned into a chicken.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Red Rock West (1993)
Nicholas Cage is on fine form here as a case of mistaken identity leads him to being offered $5000 for the murder of someone's wife.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


The Handmaiden (2016)
A multilayered tale of a con-man who, with the help of an orphaned pick-pocket, devises a plot to seduce and bilk a Japanese woman.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


The Neon Demon (2016)
Nicolas Winding Refn strikes gold (well, silver) after a slight misstep in Only God Forgives (2013).
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Batman Returns (1992)
Tim Burton’s second outing as director in the Dark Knight canon is his best, and probably one of the finest of the whole franchise.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Triangle of Sadness (2022)
Ruben Ostlund’s latest feature won him his second Palm d’Or prize at Cannes this year and it’s easy to see why the jury enjoyed this one.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


The Menu (2022)
Tyler and Margot visit an exclusive restaurant on a remote island, where Ralph Fiennes is the head chef. But it really isn't that simple...
Sep 16, 20232 min read


The Good Thief (2002)
Neil Jordan’s remake of Bob le flambeur (1955) stars Nick Nolte as a heroin addled retired thief plotting one last job on a casino.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Miami Blues (1990)
Alec Baldwin and Jennifer Jason Leigh do their best to inject some meaning into George Armitage's uneven comedy drama.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


The Last Detail (1973)
Jack Nicholson and Otis Young star as career sailors escorting a young recruit from their Virginia base to Portsmouth Navel Base.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Daisies (1966)
Věra Chytilová’s groundbreaking comedy drama was once again in the top fifty of Sight and Sound’s recent all time list...
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Deep Water (2022)
A barrage of infidelity and violence is probably many people's idea of heaven, but Adrian Lynch surprisingly fails to make it work.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


X (2022)
Ti West’s first in a trilogy of scratchy slasher flicks stars Mia Goth as Maxine, an aspiring adult film star.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


Delicatessen (1991)
In post-apocalyptic France, Clapet is a butcher who owns a decrepit apartment building in which he rents out rooms to people.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


I, Tonya (2017)
Craig Gillespie’s partial biopic of American figure skater Tonya Harding is impressive, tragic, and at times highly amusing.
Sep 3, 20231 min read
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