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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Bitter Lake (2015)
Bitter Lake is a harrowing, and staggering exploration of Saudi Arabia's relationship with the U.S, reaching back as far as the 1950's.
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Megamind (2010)
Dreamworks may play second fiddle to Pixar, but there are some undisputed gems in their back catalogue, is this one?
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Upgrade (2018)
Set in a technologically controlled future, Grey, a technophobe, loses his wife and suffers paralysis in an attack early in the film.
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Minari (2021)
Lee Isaac Chung has produced what will surely be one of the best films of the year, and you should do all you can to track it down.
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Unhinged (2020)
Unhinged follows a young mother who upsets Russell Crowe early on in the film by honking her horn at him, which proves to be ill advised.
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Strange Days (1995)
Although it is too long, Strange Days' world building, premise, and execution is enormously impressive.
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Mank (2020)
Mank focuses on the story of Herman J. Mankiewicz, the man hired by Orson Welles to write the screenplay for Citizen Kane (1941).
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Dogs Don't Wear Pants (2020)
Not for the faint hearted, but this really is a piece of work, and I say that in the absolute best possible way.
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The One I Love (2014)
Elisabeth Moss and Mark Duplass are a couple in a failing marriage, and on the advice of a therapist, spend a weekend in a country house.
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The Nest (2021)
Sean Durkin’s slow burning thriller received a small release in the UK, which is a shame.
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Zola (2021)
Based on a viral twitter thread from 2015 involving Aziah ‘Zola’ King, this is truly original film making.
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Nightmare Alley (2022)
Guillermo del Toro returns after his Oscar winning triumph The Shape Of Water (2017) with a remake of the 1947 Edmund Goulding film.
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303 (2018)
This is what Linklater's Before Trilogy if it was condensed into one movie set over a few months.
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Searching (2018)
There’s been a recent tirade of ‘online’ films in recent years, redefining the genre of cyber crime somewhat.
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Candyman (2021)
The Candyman remake is desperately dull, and is so concerned with impressing its message, it almost forgets about the film.
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Candyman (1992)
With yet another re-imagining of a supposed classic horror upon us, is the original Candyman any good?
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Tenet (2020)
How many reviews of Tenet have you read that quote the phrase "Don't try to understand it. Feel it" directly from the film? Well, add...
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Saint Maud (2020)
Maud, superbly played by Morfydd Clark, is a reclusive, pious young nurse, who devotes herself to the path of Christianity after a trauma.
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The Town (2010)
Ben Affleck takes the themes of bank robbery and heists, and combines them very nicely with family issues and values.
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The Sound of Metal (2021)
Riz Ahmed has been a wonderful presence in the film world for a while now; but this is him at the peak of his powers.
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