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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
X-Men 3: The Last Stand (2006)
Vinnie Jones runs through some walls, and Sir Ian McKellen chucks the Golden Gate bridge around in a coquettish fashion.
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Quantum of Solace (2008)
Any other James Bond film seen on a 'worst films' list would naturally be blasphemous, but Quantum Of Solace is dreadful.
Oct 1, 20231 min read
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Remember the outrage when the original designs of Sonic were released for the upcoming live action version? There were almost riots....
Oct 1, 20231 min read
Escape From New York (1981)
Kurt Russell's Snake Plissken is one of both Carpenter and Russell's finest creations.
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Tenet (2020)
How many reviews of Tenet have you read that quote the phrase "Don't try to understand it. Feel it" directly from the film? Well, add...
Oct 1, 20232 min read
The Town (2010)
Ben Affleck takes the themes of bank robbery and heists, and combines them very nicely with family issues and values.
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Police Story (1985)
Hong Kong policeman Kevin single handedly arrests a notorious drug lord, but is soon after framed for the murder of a policeman.
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Greyhound (2020)
Greyhound is hugely enjoyable, very well acted, with some excellent action set pieces.
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Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
What an absolute blast the Top Gun sequel is.
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Red Rock West (1993)
Nicholas Cage is on fine form here as a case of mistaken identity leads him to being offered $5000 for the murder of someone's wife.
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The Peacekeeper (1997)
Dolph Lundgren is placed in charge of protecting the briefcase that holds the President’s (Roy Scheider) nuclear codes.
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No Time to Die (2021)
Craig's final outing as Bond once again nails the cliche that he'll be sorely missed in the role.
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Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Easily the worst of the franchise.
Sep 17, 20231 min read
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Battlefield Earth is weasel excrement, of the lowest order.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
Batman Returns (1992)
Tim Burton’s second outing as director in the Dark Knight canon is his best, and probably one of the finest of the whole franchise.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Yet another multiversing romp aims higher than its predecessors and impressively hits more than it misses.
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The Enforcer (1976)
The third entry into the Dirty Harry franchise shows no signs of diminishing enjoyment.
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Unlawful Entry (1992)
After Ray Liotta's Police officer investigates a break in at a couples' house, he slowly becomes obsessed Madeline Stowe's Karen.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
The sequel to James Cameron's 2009 groundbreaking yet devise film treads much the same ground but ramps up the visual spectacular.
Sep 16, 20232 min read
THE MOVIES I CAN WATCH FOREVER
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