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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Inbetweeners (2011)
It's not funny or clever.
It seems a long time since the glory of American Pie.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The One I Love (2014)
Elisabeth Moss and Mark Duplass are a couple in a failing marriage, and on the advice of a therapist, spend a weekend in a country house.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


303 (2018)
This is what Linklater's Before Trilogy if it was condensed into one movie set over a few months.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Kedi (2016)
Kedi is Turkish for cat, and you'll have probably already worked out for yourself what this documentary depicts.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Searching (2018)
There’s been a recent tirade of ‘online’ films in recent years, redefining the genre of cyber crime somewhat.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Midsommar: The Director's Cut (2019)
To call Midsommar an out and out horror does the film a disservice, it is a remarkable piece of harrowing film making.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Ready Or Not (2019)
Grace must evade her new relatives as they try to hunt her down on the eve of her wedding.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


The Town (2010)
Ben Affleck takes the themes of bank robbery and heists, and combines them very nicely with family issues and values.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Before Midnight (2013)
Richard Linklater's crowning trilogy comes to a spellbinding end.
Oct 1, 20232 min read




The Death of Dick Long (2019)
Once again, after 2016's bizarre Swiss Army Man, director Daniel Scheinert has come up trumps once more in the unconventional stakes.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Lovelace (2013)
A partial biopic of the rise to fame of Linda Lovelace, and the appalling treatment she received and the hands of the industry.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Mystery Road (2013)
Ivan Sen's low-key thriller is probably best known from the more recent television series it spawned (2018-2022) which I haven't seen.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Easily the worst of the franchise.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


The Handmaiden (2016)
A multilayered tale of a con-man who, with the help of an orphaned pick-pocket, devises a plot to seduce and bilk a Japanese woman.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


The Neon Demon (2016)
Nicolas Winding Refn strikes gold (well, silver) after a slight misstep in Only God Forgives (2013).
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Climax (2018)
Gaspar Noe can be fascinatingly superb (Irreversible [2002]) but also infuriatingly dull (Love 3D [2015]). Climax is absolutely the former.
Sep 17, 20231 min read


Silence (2016)
Martin Scorsese's passion project took him years to get to the screen, and it was seen by few on release after receiving a mixed response.
Sep 17, 20231 min read




Christmas with the Coopers (2015)
There’s quite a cast list to get through in this festive outing. Problem is there's also lot of guff to get through.
Sep 16, 20231 min read
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